by Pandastic March 29, 2016

Pubic dingleberries caused by your partner shitting on your dick during anal, and your inability to clean up before the shit dries
Crystal's ass exploded like a juicy shit bomb when I donkey punched her, and it coated me from my nuts up to my belly button. I was so hammered that I fell asleep before I cleaned up, and now I have a bunch of dust bunnies in my pubes.
by Pandastic June 29, 2016

I ass fucked Erica so hard last night that her brain was bouncing off her skull . I gave her a corncussion.
concussion anal ass} {cornhole butt
concussion anal ass} {cornhole butt
by Pandastic June 23, 2016

I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.
by Pandastic July 05, 2016
