Panchoman Jr.'s definitions
Special female "dancers" who do their "work" while hanging on to/playing with a brass pole that extends from
floor-to-ceiling, and provide an outstanding "smokin'” good, sensual, exotic performance...
floor-to-ceiling, and provide an outstanding "smokin'” good, sensual, exotic performance...
by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006
Get the Pole smokermug. I met a woman in the bar last night and she said she wanted to be strapped - so of course I readily complied with her wishes.
by Panchoman Jr. November 9, 2006
Get the strappedmug. by Panchoman Jr. October 20, 2006
Get the dickbeardmug. Generally regarded as a man, although some women also enjoy it as well, who takes pride, and gets tremendous enjoyment out of orally satisfying his woman. A truly good "pie taster" has an amazing ability with his tongue, lips, and yes, even his nose, to always satisfy a woman. To the "pie taster", the sweet taste and fragrance is only beat by the woman's reaction - physically and orally (as in moaning and groaning). Pure pleasure for both people, if done properly. A true "pie taster" causes his woman and himself as well to lose track of time - the only time limit is her ability to continue...
A true "pie taster" always dreams of a true cherry pie. Regardless of that fact or dream, he is always ready to enjoy any kind of pie - except maybe a “cowpie”, but you never know about that either.
by Panchoman Jr. January 28, 2007
Get the pie tastermug. Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance
Quote from a female member of the US government (elected position)
Quote from a female member of the US government (elected position)
by Panchoman Jr. October 24, 2006
Get the p5mug. What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)
by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006
Get the cold feetmug. He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him
by Panchoman Jr. November 7, 2006
Get the golfmug.