Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

Pole smoker

Special female "dancers" who do their "work" while hanging on to/playing with a brass pole that extends from
floor-to-ceiling, and provide an outstanding "smokin'” good, sensual, exotic performance...

That blonde with the big boobs was really a good
Pole smoker.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

strapped

A short way of saying bound and tied up, normally for sexual pleasure.

I met a woman in the bar last night and she said she wanted to be strapped - so of course I readily complied with her wishes.

by Panchoman Jr. November 9, 2006

dickbeard

Commonly known as "pubic hair"

They both found it very, very erotic and stimulating when she shaved his Dickbeard

by Panchoman Jr. October 20, 2006

pie taster

Generally regarded as a man, although some women also enjoy it as well, who takes pride, and gets tremendous enjoyment out of orally satisfying his woman. A truly good "pie taster" has an amazing ability with his tongue, lips, and yes, even his nose, to always satisfy a woman. To the "pie taster", the sweet taste and fragrance is only beat by the woman's reaction - physically and orally (as in moaning and groaning). Pure pleasure for both people, if done properly. A true "pie taster" causes his woman and himself as well to lose track of time - the only time limit is her ability to continue...

A true "pie taster" always dreams of a true cherry pie. Regardless of that fact or dream, he is always ready to enjoy any kind of pie - except maybe a “cowpie”, but you never know about that either.

by Panchoman Jr. January 28, 2007

p5

Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

Quote from a female member of the US government (elected position)

As I said before, P5 is the right way to go

by Panchoman Jr. October 24, 2006

cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)

I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

golf

Spelling the word "flog" backwards...

He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him

by Panchoman Jr. November 7, 2006