Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)

I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

golf

Spelling the word "flog" backwards...

He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him

by Panchoman Jr. November 7, 2006

gasface

What happens when you and your lady are in the 69 position and one or both of you fart.

We had some hot spicy chili for dinner last night. So later on in the evening it was no wonder that I got "gasface(d).

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

Peak out

What might happen to your penis if you go "commando" (no underwear) and don't remember to zip your pants up. It often also happens to a woman's breast, especially at the most inappropriate moment. Normally spelled "peek”.

Her left breast did a peak out when she'd leaned towards me from the other side of the table. A very very nice view.

by Panchoman Jr. November 17, 2006

lunchi

A term used by women to describe the man who gives her great sex/oral during her lunch break.

I saw my favorite lunchi today, now I am almost too weak to work...

by Panchoman Jr. October 31, 2006

PELT

The backwards spelling out the acronym “TLEP” referring to men of a certain inclination. "They love eating pussy" and relish the chance to do it all day long...

You love to pelt the ladies.

by Panchoman Jr. November 22, 2006

Turn signal

With reference to the first definition about the turn signal being on the left. Of course, in England and Australia for example, which have right hand drive, the signal lever is on the right. I know from having experience.

The turn signal on my car was broken

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006