Panchoman Jr.'s definitions

golf

Spelling the word "flog" backwards...

He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him

by Panchoman Jr. November 7, 2006

king george

What a man named George might nickname is penis.

While my girlfriend is giving me head, she often refers to my penis as King George. Well named, might I add.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

yukmouth

A term used to describe how your mouth tastes after a nasty night of drinking and eating.

I woke up this morning with the worst yukmouth that I have had in a long time

by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006

strapped

A short way of saying bound and tied up, normally for sexual pleasure.

I met a woman in the bar last night and she said she wanted to be strapped - so of course I readily complied with her wishes.

by Panchoman Jr. November 9, 2006

dickbeard

Commonly known as "pubic hair"

They both found it very, very erotic and stimulating when she shaved his Dickbeard

by Panchoman Jr. October 20, 2006

p5

Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

Quote from a female member of the US government (elected position)

As I said before, P5 is the right way to go

by Panchoman Jr. October 24, 2006

cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)

I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006