penis art

The practice of dipping your penis into paint (watercolor paint is the safest) and then painting a picture with the end of your dick. Some of the best pictures are when your lady does the painting...
For the first time, last night my special lady and I did some penis art, which she wanted to take home and have framed.
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006
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brumsky

After putting your face between your lady's breasts, move your lips back between them while loudly saying "bbbrrruuummmssskkkyyy...”

Properly done, it should last at least 20 seconds or more.
She had never had a brumsky before. So I gave her one, and we both had a very good time with it.
by Panchoman Jr. October 25, 2006
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Cuntilla

A contraction of the words "cunt” and "Godzilla".

It refers to a lady who has a very "demanding" genital area.
The lady I hooked up with last night was a real cuntilla, and of course I did my best to satisfy her.
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006
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dickies

Hickies on your dickies...
dickies - It was a weird sensation when she gave me a HICKIE on my DICKIE.
by Panchoman Jr. October 19, 2006
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king george

What a man named George might nickname is penis.
While my girlfriend is giving me head, she often refers to my penis as King George. Well named, might I add.
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006
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big beaver

Since "beaver" is a term, commonly used to refer to a woman's vagina, this refers to a woman that has a "big" beaver.
She was such a tall girl, she must have a big beaver as well.
by Panchoman Jr. November 03, 2006
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fuck ache

When you have gone so long without sex, that your private parts, male or female, almost really ache.
It has been so long for me going without any action that I have an actual fuck ache. I need some now.
by Panchoman Jr. November 20, 2006
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