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Definitions by Pagan Marbury

Holla back 

Reciprocating oral sex, going down on someone after they go down on you.
If I'm going to blow him, I expect him to holla back.
Holla back by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006
The plural of penis. By extension, the plural of walrus is walri.
You are more likely to encounter peni than walri.
Walri peni are actual bones.
peni by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006
"geographically undesirable" - lives too far away to date conveniently
He was totally G.U.- he lived outside the beltway so it was always a huge hassle to get together.
G.U. by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

"Chick"en Ranch (tm) 

Heidi Fleiss's Stud Farm, due to open soon outside of Las Vegas.
Instead of the chicken ranch, it's a "chick"en ranch (tm)
a woman's vulva, the whole vaginal area
Good Guys is the only strip club in DC where the dancers are allowed to show pink.
pink by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

string of ponies (tm) 

A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.
She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.

I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.

Monday Morning Virgin 

A girl who sleeps around and then denies it.
He told me he banged her all night, but on Monday she told me all they did was kiss. She's one of those Monday Morning Virgins.