Pagan Marbury's definitions

Holla back

Reciprocating oral sex, going down on someone after they go down on you.

If I'm going to blow him, I expect him to holla back.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

peni

The plural of penis. By extension, the plural of walrus is walri.

You are more likely to encounter peni than walri.
Walri peni are actual bones.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

G.U.

"geographically undesirable" - lives too far away to date conveniently

He was totally G.U.- he lived outside the beltway so it was always a huge hassle to get together.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

"Chick"en Ranch (tm)

Heidi Fleiss's Stud Farm, due to open soon outside of Las Vegas.

Instead of the chicken ranch, it's a "chick"en ranch (tm)

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

pink

a woman's vulva, the whole vaginal area

Good Guys is the only strip club in DC where the dancers are allowed to show pink.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

string of ponies (tm)

A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.

She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.

I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

Monday Morning Virgin

A girl who sleeps around and then denies it.

He told me he banged her all night, but on Monday she told me all they did was kiss. She's one of those Monday Morning Virgins.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006