Pagan Marbury's definitions

pink

a woman's vulva, the whole vaginal area

Good Guys is the only strip club in DC where the dancers are allowed to show pink.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief
that all this could really happen to one single person...

I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.

by Pagan Marbury September 19, 2005

"Chick"en Ranch (tm)

Heidi Fleiss's Stud Farm, due to open soon outside of Las Vegas.

Instead of the chicken ranch, it's a "chick"en ranch (tm)

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

Jessa Complex

Not realizing that your explicit blog could have a negative impact on the rest of your (personal and professional) life. By extension, thinking your blog is immune from society's judgements.

Named for popular Washington DC blogger Jessa Jeffries who was fired for her blog, Jessaisms, a Jessa Complex describes the habit of young, hip bloggers to post their entire lives on the web with no regard for professional consequences. This often results in a blogger being fired for the contents of their blog, otherwise known as being dooced.

I think she is developing a Jessa Complex. Her blog is getting really personal. She'd better watch out or she might get "dooced".

by Pagan Marbury June 1, 2006

Monday Morning Virgin

A girl who sleeps around and then denies it.

He told me he banged her all night, but on Monday she told me all they did was kiss. She's one of those Monday Morning Virgins.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

G.U.

"geographically undesirable" - lives too far away to date conveniently

He was totally G.U.- he lived outside the beltway so it was always a huge hassle to get together.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

peni

The plural of penis. By extension, the plural of walrus is walri.

You are more likely to encounter peni than walri.
Walri peni are actual bones.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006