"Chick"en Ranch (tm)

Heidi Fleiss's Stud Farm, due to open soon outside of Las Vegas.

Instead of the chicken ranch, it's a "chick"en ranch (tm)

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

G.U.

"geographically undesirable" - lives too far away to date conveniently

He was totally G.U.- he lived outside the beltway so it was always a huge hassle to get together.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

peni

The plural of penis. By extension, the plural of walrus is walri.

You are more likely to encounter peni than walri.
Walri peni are actual bones.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

string of ponies (tm)

A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.

She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.

I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...

After the third musician hit on me, my weekend hit thong speed, and I had to blog about it.

by Pagan Marbury September 02, 2005

Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief
that all this could really happen to one single person...

I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.

by Pagan Marbury August 27, 2005

pink

a woman's vulva, the whole vaginal area

Good Guys is the only strip club in DC where the dancers are allowed to show pink.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006