PV Person's definitions

child-bride

A word that Urban dictionary refuse to define..

I tried to define child-bride on UD, but they refused to publish it. Doesn't stop them publishing 1000 different definitions for "nigger"!

by PV Person August 22, 2014

Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!

My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"

by PV Person August 22, 2023

eurofascist

An anti-Brexiteer (remoaner) who thinks that everyone should be forced to think like they do, and that the democratic will of the UK people should be ignored, and that we should rejoin the EU.

I just mentioned to Bob how nice it'll be to be an independent country again, and went off on a huge rant!! I guess he's a Eurofascist!

by PV Person November 28, 2020

daddy handles

A slim girls' pelvis, Which sticks out to provide to handy handles

I made good uses of my slim girlfriends' "daddy handles" last night whilst taking her from behind

by PV Person June 3, 2015

ear typing

When you're IM'ing a friend, and suddenly they type a load of gibberish, because they received a call, and held their smartphone to their ear, thus typing gibberish (it happened to me today)

Hey, I was chatting to Paul, when he said "xxtrrtr677867^%$Y&1222" afterwards, he told me he has been ear typing (typing with his ear)

by PV Person December 13, 2014

Tim Westwood

A former Radio1 "Wigger" DJ who was seriously into black girls.

"Would you like some work experience at Radio 1?"

"Yes, but I have to ask, are you Tim Westwood?? I'd like to keep my virginity."

by PV Person August 4, 2022

Racski

Combination of "Rascist" and "Russki" which is how many Ukrainians describe the Orcish invaders

Racski ship, go to hell!!!

by PV Person January 13, 2023