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Definitions by PV Person

Carpe Nates 

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!
My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"
Carpe Nates by PV Person August 22, 2023
Combination of "Rascist" and "Russki" which is how many Ukrainians describe the Orcish invaders
Racski ship, go to hell!!!
Racski by PV Person January 13, 2023

Tim Westwood

A former Radio1 "Wigger" DJ who was seriously into black girls.
"Would you like some work experience at Radio 1?"

"Yes, but I have to ask, are you Tim Westwood?? I'd like to keep my virginity."
Tim Westwood by PV Person August 4, 2022

Google Earth detective 

A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.
I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"
Google Earth detective by PV Person February 25, 2022

plaguestan 

From the countries who spread the delta variant across Europe and the world, the Indian sub-continent's new name in plaguestan.
I heard the UK was overwhelmed by 5-6000 infected travelling from India and Pakistan, hence the new wave of Covid.
Well, that's why they call it Plaguestan!
plaguestan by PV Person July 18, 2021

Ready salted avoidance 

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours
Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!

eurofascist 

An anti-Brexiteer (remoaner) who thinks that everyone should be forced to think like they do, and that the democratic will of the UK people should be ignored, and that we should rejoin the EU.
I just mentioned to Bob how nice it'll be to be an independent country again, and went off on a huge rant!! I guess he's a Eurofascist!
eurofascist by PV Person November 28, 2020