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Cat

An animal that is really good at hunting, is pretty intelligent, and an animal that some people think is the worst animal to exist. I mean, how retarded do you have to be to not know what a rabbit is?

Or an animal that people compare to dogs, because its the most common pet to have, I guess. Both dogs and cats rock, okay? Just shut the fuck up, have a fantastic day, and a moment of peace.
Ignorant person: Dude, cats are fucking evil.
Person with brains: Are you fucking kidding me? I have a cat and he keeps rabbits out of my fields all the time!
Ignorant person: Yep, still evil for killing rabbits.
Person with brains: You don't even know that rabbits are pests and are worth only meat, are you mentally ill?
Ignorant person: Rabbits are cute.
Person with brains: So?
by PI55 September 1, 2018
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Retards

People who make definitions about actual real people.
"Emma is a girl who loves MEMES"
"Yeah, fuck that, that's a complete no. Memes suck."

Seriously, retards, stop with this bullshit.
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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Rats

The assholes who caused the black plague.

Also, one definition said "extremely intelligent", like, are you fucking retarded? I guess you are, because you said that they par with dogs, when dogs are better in every way.
"Fuck rats. Kill them all."
by PI55 September 5, 2018
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Americans

People who are accused of being fat and stupid. People who say this are most likely uneducated assholes or people who are not educated enough.
"americans are so fat lololololololololol"
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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Shit out your brains

Something you just did when you did or said something really, really, really stupid.
"Americans are all obese"
"You just shit out your brains, didn't you?"
"No they all are"
"You definitely just shit out your brains."
by PI55 September 20, 2018
mugGet the Shit out your brainsmug.

Guitar Hero

A game that is infinitely better than FNAF.
by PI55 September 2, 2018
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FNAF

The worst horror game EVER made. The kids who play (or watch, or like) this usually range from 4-12.
8 year old: OMG! I JUST BEAT NIGHT 5 IN FNAF!
A guy in his late 20's: Oh good for you, I just beat Dark Souls III.
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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