Definitions by PHiL

boofasten

Created during an intense game of scrabble, this word connotes curiosity, monkies, ridiculousness, and pure ambiguity.

Person 1: Did you just say boofasten?
Person 2: Yeah, you know, boofasten.

boofasten by Phil February 17, 2005

bulker 

Someone who makes a living from sending out spam emails. A new breed is an SMS bulker, tired of falling replies from email spam, have moved on to attacking cellphones.

I used to be an experienced bulker before I got sued by AOL and Verizon.

bulker by Phil February 13, 2005

Emo kid 

A little emotional pussy that sits there all fucking morose for no reason other than it is the IN thing to do, It's now cool to be a pathitc little fuck

A lot of the little pussies you see these days.

Emo kid by Phil February 12, 2005

piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

piss loaf by phil February 10, 2005

blunken 

to get oral sex while pooping on a toielet

that was the best blunken i ever had

blunken by phil February 9, 2005

dick poo 

to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen

that was the best dick poo i have ever felt

dick poo by phil February 9, 2005

fleshlight 

the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.

While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.

fleshlight by phil February 7, 2005