Tek

nickname for boston red sox catcher Jason Varitek

Man, did you see Tek hit that home run off mariano rivera in the 9th?

by phil July 28, 2004

Kiwis

This is just a nice way to refer to a dogs balls. Usually most applicable when the dog lays down, his balls will look like fuzzy kiwis squished between his legs. Have to thank my wife for this one.

We have to get the dog fixed soon. I don't want to see his Kiwis anymore.

by Phil July 29, 2003

Yonkers

The backyard of the Bronx. Population 200,000, 18 square miles.

McLean Avenue divides Yonkers from the Bronx.

by Phil January 26, 2004

dij

digital camera

Is that a dij? or It is a dij.

by Phil January 21, 2004

geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

by Phil January 27, 2005

the point of no return

the 3-5 seconds before you blow your wad

Phil: cassie..i'm...i'm...gonna...
Cassie: *suck, slurp* oh *orgasms* your cock is so hard! *another orgasm*
Phil: i've entered the point of no return!
*4 seconds later*
Cassie: I love swollowing your cum!

by Phil March 17, 2004

grouter

short for Ghetto Router, usually an old computer (486-ish) used in place of a Cisco or Linksys router by network saavy folk.

I just upgraded my grouter to 64MB RAM!!

by Phil October 24, 2003