caf

The term used as a spoken abreviation of the word cafeteria, and is used mostly by college students across the country.
"where you eatin at?"

"I'm bout to go to the caf they got fried chicken today"

"Word?"

"Yea"
by Phil May 13, 2005
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fanfiction.net

a stupid site where otakus, goths and nerds (all idiots) go to talk about anime and anything from japan (because everyone knows EVERYTHING from japan is cool especially the yakuza and kamikaze pilots. when people don
t agree with them, they use "witty" comebacks that they think make them cool and the mods and admins delete good stories because of obscure rules that contradict many others.
"I went to fanfiction.net to look at some anime strories to masturbate to" -Otaku
by Phil March 28, 2004
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fandango

A word of similar use to 'cool' and 'spiffy', typically preceded with 'the'.
by Phil December 31, 2003
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shitpile

Farley is a steaming shitpile!
by phil March 02, 2003
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klop

Used just like the word crap in refering to bowel movements.
"Man do I have to drop a klop."
by Phil February 04, 2004
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televangelist

see: thief, crook, bad guy, bush

someone that plays on people's unfounded beliefs to rob and or ass rape them
Cojo made tim think he was giving him a makeover when he was really just stealing his cum
by Phil January 25, 2005
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Chuco

some lameass that can only play ball against people 8 years younger and thinks hes the king...
chuco ur not tight at ball, maybe on the xbox
by PHiL May 30, 2003
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