PHIL's definitions

caf

The term used as a spoken abreviation of the word cafeteria, and is used mostly by college students across the country.

"where you eatin at?"

"I'm bout to go to the caf they got fried chicken today"

"Word?"

"Yea"

by Phil May 13, 2005

fuck a duck

fornification with a species of fowl

"he ain't worth the money to go fuck a duck on!"

by Phil January 27, 2005

fandango

A word of similar use to 'cool' and 'spiffy', typically preceded with 'the'.

This TV show is the fandango!

by Phil December 31, 2003

fanfiction.net

a stupid site where otakus, goths and nerds (all idiots) go to talk about anime and anything from japan (because everyone knows EVERYTHING from japan is cool especially the yakuza and kamikaze pilots. when people don
t agree with them, they use "witty" comebacks that they think make them cool and the mods and admins delete good stories because of obscure rules that contradict many others.

"I went to fanfiction.net to look at some anime strories to masturbate to" -Otaku

by Phil March 28, 2004

Kiwis

This is just a nice way to refer to a dogs balls. Usually most applicable when the dog lays down, his balls will look like fuzzy kiwis squished between his legs. Have to thank my wife for this one.

We have to get the dog fixed soon. I don't want to see his Kiwis anymore.

by Phil July 29, 2003

eyefuck

To undress someone by staring at them constantly, and annoyingly.

Im tired of being eyefucked by that staring son of a bitch.

by Phil December 9, 2008

dij

digital camera

Is that a dij? or It is a dij.

by Phil January 20, 2004