PETER's definitions

gratuity

A tip! Money or gift the someone recieves in exchange for a favor given. Bartender, waitstaff of slot attendent.

You gave Ron a big fat gratuity for what? The jokes on you!

by Peter September 25, 2005

t8tf

the eight toed freek

my friend has two toes stuck together ie hammer toes

by peter February 7, 2005

procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005

chode

A fallace whose girth exceedes its length. Can also be used as an offensive term.

Oh my god you chode!

by Peter November 13, 2003

Ass Monster

One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.

Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..

by peter January 23, 2004

GroinKing

GroinKing is peter, he is sooo farken sick and no1 eva beats him!! i love that kid!

"GroinKing is betta than u Biatch!"
"For Shizzle Dizzle, No-one beats that Nizzle GroinKing"

by Peter September 20, 2004

Tank

A noun describing a person who is very large tall and/or fat and can drink alot of alchohol and will not be affected by it because it is dispersed into their large body and becomes very weak because of this.

Dude, he took down 26 coronas and is completely sober! He's a frikkin tank!

by Peter May 13, 2005