your mom

"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.

Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.

by Peter March 14, 2004

procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005

TINU

There Is No Us.

Some of us (TINU) think that urban dictionary rocks.

by Peter February 11, 2004

roach motel

A used car dealership catering to people with bad credit. It most likely sells rattletrap older cars at inflated prices and charges exhorbitant interest rates. Buyers generally have to pay weekly or bi-weekly, as opposed to the monthly payments characteristic of legitimate lenders, and being even a few days late on a payment will trigger aggressive collections attempts and, quite possibly, repossession.

That dealership's a roach motel, avoid it at all costs.

by Peter September 29, 2005

thwart

A mixture of two words, 'twat' and 'what'. Made up by lil john and his eastside boiz homies.

Used as a degrading word. Such as; 'Sally is a thwart'.

by Peter March 19, 2005

Camcord

An automotive term meaning a competent but unexciting family sedan. It's the sort of vehicle that'll get you where you're going in a reliable manner but won't win you any style points in the process. The name comes from the Toyota Camry and Honda Accord, the two best examples of this sort of vehicle.

I guess my date wasn't impressed when I picked her up in a Camcord rather than a BMW.

by Peter March 06, 2006

Pyramid

disturbing shaped titties that belong to a girl/man named alison roche. these oddly shaped "things" pertrude from her/his chubby body in an unhumaine way. Shaped with a pyramidal form, they can blind any man with one glance.

picture 2 large egyptian pyramids stuck on a fat womans/mans body.....

DAM DUDE that girl has some ugly ass pyramids.

by peter July 15, 2004