Yaz

I went down to John's new house, it's YAZ!
by Peter April 17, 2003
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cuntrageous

Inifinetely outrageous, really bad situation.

A person who commits an outrageous act
1) What that guy did was cuntrageous

2) That shit was cuntrageous
by Peter August 17, 2004
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elfrieda

When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.
boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.
by Peter April 16, 2004
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Shaulis

When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.
Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.
by Peter April 16, 2004
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Swamp Donkey

Damn, that girl is a swamp donkey or, Hey, there goes swamp donkey
by Peter November 02, 2004
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Suit-covered anus

A big-shot alpha male, especially one
who has a raging superiority complex and acts in an obnoxious and condescending manner. Often abbreviated SCA.
It was noisy as Hell on the train coming home last night because all the SCA's were babbling about the upcoming football game.
by Peter January 23, 2005
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tonk

A term of endearment between homosexuals in the american southwest, also a request for anal sex.
"Oh Derek won't you come over and tonk me tonight?"
by Peter February 24, 2005
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