by Peter August 17, 2004

When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.
boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.
by Peter April 16, 2004

When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.
by Peter April 16, 2004

by Peter November 02, 2004

A big-shot alpha male, especially one
who has a raging superiority complex and acts in an obnoxious and condescending manner. Often abbreviated SCA.
who has a raging superiority complex and acts in an obnoxious and condescending manner. Often abbreviated SCA.
It was noisy as Hell on the train coming home last night because all the SCA's were babbling about the upcoming football game.
by Peter January 23, 2005

by Peter February 24, 2005
