Confuzzled

A combination of "Confused" and "Puzzled" with the same meaning as both. If said confidently enough, people tend to either not notice it, or consider it a real word.

The math problem with the quadratic formula had me really CONFUZZLED, especially because it was on an English test.

by Pete February 28, 2003

ktfo

Keep The Fuck Off
Used to emphasize ownership.

This notepad belongs to Walter, KTFO!

by Pete May 01, 2004

handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

by Pete January 20, 2004

toilet trader

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."

Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.

by Pete October 06, 2004

heaven

where women go when they go to bed with me

last night

by Pete January 27, 2004

razzous

A Club in Yonkers NY. Sickest vibe in Westchester County.

Are you goin to razzous tonight?

by Pete January 17, 2005

smerk

Geordie for 'smoke'.

Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz fookin grate mon.

by Pete November 21, 2003