quimling

A Quimling is a small furry animal, which resembles a bush. It feeds mainly on thick meats, trapping its prey by first dancing, and later squirting a milky fluid, entrapping it deep within its quivering lips.

"Hey Looks at that Bush!"
"NO WAY, THATS A QUIMLING, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT FREEEEEEAKY SHIT!"

by Paul October 07, 2004

gash

something that is crap

That polar-necked knitted pink sweater is gash

by Paul December 04, 2003

Pizzacrust

A fat person. Someone that eats too much.

Your gonna eat all that!? Damn your a pizzacrust.

by Paul November 18, 2003

wembly

The sentiment which is felt after finding out that your ELY was wrong

I thought that all had gone wrong but i was wrong and i had a WEMBLY

by Paul January 15, 2004

cheerio

something the stupid fucking brits say

"cheerio, mate!"
"good aye!"

by Paul January 25, 2005

donkey fluffer

One who gives the donkey fellatio for the main show.

Dr Bob Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by paul April 04, 2005

Emen

Act of Stupidity
Lack of intelligence

Wow, you pulled an emen

by Paul April 28, 2004