Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
by Paul November 29, 2004
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telford boy

a telford boy is a lad from telford who walks around the streets at night thinkin he is mint, they are usually seen wearin trackie bottoms, polo shirts, a fake burberry hat, oh and dont forget the rockports (or rockfords).
any lad from orleton park.
by paul May 24, 2004
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soldier

A member of the ARMY.
Marines, sailors, and airmen, are NOT soldiers.
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ki

watch the movie scarface they say it throughout the whole movie
by paul September 01, 2004
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Schaum

Mullet; a haircut short on the sides, but long in the back
Half of the guys at the Poison concert had mullets.
by paul September 18, 2003
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Fox News

Fox Spews does occasionally report worhwhile information. The problem is that it is targeted at uneducated rednecks and egangelists.
According to Fox News, Bush is our new savior, and book learnin is for sinners.
by Paul August 21, 2003
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noila

Means something dat is hot. Shit that is tuff. Or a place in new orleans. Made popular by JCASH from Strong Island
Da nigga JCASH is mad noila
by PAul April 29, 2004
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