PAul's definitions

Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 8, 2004

Wrestler

A Worker who works, over 300 days a year and who brings excitment to the world.

The Hurricane

by Paul May 13, 2004

shandy

beer mixed with lemonade or some other sweet carbonated beverage.

One part ginger-beer plus one part beer equals two parts shandy.

by Paul March 26, 2004

spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004

dream theater

A prog-metal band hailing from the New York area, have been around for almost 20 years. A band that a lot of people would not like if they heard them. Most of their songs are over 10 minutes long, over the top musicianship, long jams, nothing that could possibly reach the mainstream audience in this day and age. However, they have a large cult follwoing all over the world for those who can tolerate this kind of music, myself included. Influenced by prog acts like Yes, Rush, Pink Floyd, and King Crimson, with the crushing metal of Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, and Black Sabbath, Dream theater has forged a sound that has brought them to the top of progressive music and are the true definition of prog-metal. If you're into prog music and enjoy metal, give Dream Theater a listen and perhaps you will join the cult.

Dream Theater Fan: Yo dude, you listen to Dream Theater?

Dude: Dream what?

by Paul January 8, 2005

Dogchunk

Large nasal orifices, characterised by both their size and resemblance to large unevenly cut chucks of dog meat.

Gadzooks, look at the dogchunks on THAT.

by Paul December 2, 2003

big head

an unusually large head in proportion to one's body - so much so that it bounces around

she's got a head like the taco bell dog

by paul March 11, 2004