PAul's definitions

Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.

Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.

by paul March 14, 2004

monkey woman

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.

Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.

by Paul March 22, 2005

Lettuce

Nickname for money, cash.

Muthuh fuckuh boosted my lettuce at the party.

by Paul August 23, 2004

basura

Spanish word for garbage.

?Donde esta la basura?

Where is the garbage?

by paul April 6, 2005

Jawohl

Yes

I.E. An acknowledgment to an order

"Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer"

by Paul December 11, 2003

jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

by Paul September 7, 2004

Capdown

capdown short for capitolist downfall. surprisingly anti-capitolist milton keynes ska core. fucking incredible.

"wow, i saw capdown, i now have a creater meaning in my life"
"i love capdown"
"fuck mcdonalds"

by paul November 11, 2003