PAul's definitions

tactile

When perceiving the distances of objects located in nearby space, one depends on tactile (touch) sense. Tactile experience is usually considered in tandem with kinesthetic experience (sensations of muscle movements and of movements of the sense-organ surfaces).

The object was identified through the use of their hands tactile sense.

by Paul June 18, 2006

dell

reliable computers at a good price

-people who bash dells are ignorant irrational people who feel a cumpulsive urge to make igorant non factually based stuff who have no right to judge what they cant match or have any knowledge of, haters of dells foam at the mouth becaue they have no idea what they're talking about... or they just are noob computer builders who fuck with stuff they dont know..
-my dell has lasted me several years with out crashing
this is my oppinion.. i could be wrong

by paul April 12, 2005

sprawl

what old people do when one kicks away their walking sticks

Look at that old person sprawlled all over the pavement

by paul December 26, 2003

Crackberry

Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.

Look at him. Like he's a pimp/playuh all hooked-up on his crackberry.

by Paul August 23, 2004

analyze

the optic organs deep within the anal cavity, which allow you to perform your own personal colonoscopy.

he used his analyze instead of a shaving mirror to see for himself what a flaming fart looks like.

by Paul July 27, 2004

WAG Relationship

A code for a Fag Hag and Gay guy relationship that is strangely one sided where the woman meets the gay man's every need (excluding sex) seemingly in exchange for nothing. "Will And Grace" Relationship.

She needs to stop returning his calls. It's just a WAG Relationship.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Screen Slaver

The control applied in large corporations that remove PC users' rights to change their PC wallpaper and/or screen saver. Usually the company logo is both and cannot be edited or changed.

I hate or PC Support team. Everytime they address a technical problem they reset my Wallpaper - fuckin' SCreen Slavers.

by Paul August 23, 2004