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slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.
She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.
by Paul July 6, 2004
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bubbler

A device used for smoking pot. Different from a bong in that a bubbler tends to be smaller, and does not have a removable bowl.

In a bong, when you want to pull your hit through, you take out the bong. In a bubbler, you let go of the shottie (a hole in the side).

The concept behind a bubbler is similar to a pipe, except there is water involved.
Man I just bought a phat bubbler down at hi times. Come blaze with me!
by Paul June 25, 2005
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wintard

One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.
You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.
by Paul December 1, 2004
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laying a mine

Having a shit
Aaron has just gone to lay a mine
by Paul January 21, 2004
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Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel
Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!
by Paul September 7, 2004
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mos def

A man who can not only act with 5 star ability, but can also create some of the best shit out on recording ever.
Mos Def yet an actor of decent fame still keeps his hip-hop true.
by Paul October 2, 2003
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Embarrassing

When someone does something stupid. Doesn't need to neccassarilly embarrass you. Just has to be stupid.
(Kid says something stupid)
(resopnse)-"wow you are embarrassing."
by Paul October 9, 2004
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