PAUL's definitions

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

by paul August 4, 2004

Greentown

Hick villiage north of North Canton. Lots of cows and new neighborhoods, all right up next to each other.

"Greentown Pride!"

by Paul June 19, 2004

smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

by paul March 18, 2004

kife

Most definitely in reference to young ladies around SE London, UK, in the 1950s -- not very polite!

"Caw, that's a nice bitta kife."

by Paul October 18, 2003

wing house

To receive head in the back of a car while eating hot wings, and your friend drives you around.

Chris was driving Jamie around last weekend while he was getting a wing house in the back the car .

by Paul February 16, 2005

solider rosser

a soldier who has a big dick

damn he is a soldier rosser he is hung like a donkey

by paul October 19, 2004

shang wizzle

something to say when there's nothing else to say. usually gets some laughs.

*emptiness* "SHANG WIZZLE!*

by Paul April 20, 2004