Definitions by PAUL

nava 

A person (usually a female) who intentionally goes out of their way to gross you out.

My girlfriend knew I wanted sex last night so she purposely didn't flush a huge green shit in the toilet. She knew that would turn me off, boy what a freakin nava.

nava by paul January 19, 2004

trouser elephant 

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out

Look at my trouser elephant

trouser elephant by Paul January 17, 2004

Hot Pink Fanooter 

Slang for a womans vagina.

I would love to lick her hot pink fanooter.

Hot Pink Fanooter by paul January 17, 2004

Chavs 

Chavs are cunts! It has to be said once and for all. They are the lowest scummiest form of life and Britain would be a better, less crime filled place without them. Also anyone who they see who isn't a chav is a grunger! That is fucking ridiculous!!!

I have long hair and i am a keen guitar player. That makes me a grunger according to chavs. Oh yeh, i also have been told i have a mullet, afro, i'm a hippi and i'm in the hair bear bunch...
Complete bunch of wankers!!!

Chavs by Paul January 17, 2004

Turklebaum 

To work to hard and die doing it.

So and so worked so hard that they Turklebaum'd

Turklebaum by Paul January 16, 2004

ned 

A young spotty unemployed shellsuit wearing tink, who thinks thunderbird is a drink for posh people, his ambition is to go to jail and offend as many normal people as possible, the highlight of his week is giro day or slashing someone at the weekend, scared to look at you on his own, but thinks he is hard as fuck in a group of 20 other neds, picks fag buts from the street and hassles people for spare change.

No I am not going to give you my spare change you fuckin ned,

or, get a job you fucking ned

ned by Paul January 14, 2004

Mephisto 

See definition for Frieza X

I totally Mephistod after meeting that guy!

Mephisto by Paul January 14, 2004