john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 02, 2005

Fry Action

Fry Action is the term used to ask another for a fair portion of french fries (the fair portion is at least two decently sized fries). Can also be used for other foods, but it not always two of the different items.

Yo Dave, give me some fry action!
(Dave gives asker three fries to show that he is decent human being).

by Paul March 31, 2006

surfjunky

Internet company that says they will pay people $.45 an hour but never do. This site is a scam.

Paul: That guy just stole my wallet.
Sara: Sounds like you got surfjunkyed

by Paul March 26, 2005

ravine

colloq. homosexual. (gay abandon). —n. colloq. (esp. male) homosexual. gayness

You're so ravine

by Paul April 02, 2003

gut

the large thing that sticks out of a man's blue wife bashing singlet

dave ! . . . . did you just swallow a sheep ?

by paul March 12, 2004

human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.

Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.

by Paul February 14, 2005

history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk

You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........

by Paul December 25, 2003