connor it

verb- to mess up a good chance at sexual gratification from a person of the opposite gender, often caused by severe feelings of self doubt.

The man connored it by not getting laid by the hot naked girl in his bed, even though she said "gee i'm really horny tonight."

by Paul December 06, 2003

smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

by paul March 18, 2004

boic

Beating off in class

Joe boices tri-daily.

by Paul September 03, 2003

Greentown

Hick villiage north of North Canton. Lots of cows and new neighborhoods, all right up next to each other.

"Greentown Pride!"

by Paul June 19, 2004

hoeage

Noun version of the word hoed or to hoe.

That was some crazy hoeage on Margot.

by paul October 02, 2004

slag

Something handy to have around at 3 in the morning when one has lucked out

I finally managed to find an old slag!!

by paul December 26, 2003

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

by paul August 04, 2004