PAUL's definitions

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

boomsheeka

A big fat black woman

Hey Jamal Look at that Boomsheeka shakin her ass

by Paul February 9, 2004

schedule

Jeff Foxworthy redneck word for scared you

If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants

by Paul May 20, 2004

magentacore

Unlike the commonly known fernande (the best damn bit of the pizza) in various other food stuffs, it is infact the center of said food stuffs that is the most pleasing to ones pallet.
This can be found most frequently in cakes and doughnuts.

After guzzling down an F-ring, mike turned to lucy and asked to partake of her magentacore, to which she hastenly agreed.

by Paul July 23, 2004

barge ass

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so

head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders

by paul May 6, 2004

fucktard

1)A great word to express your utmost disdain and derision towards a extremely mentally impaired individual.

2) A Juggalo.

During the day he works at wallmart.

At night he paints his face and nuts like a clown.

FUCKTARD.

by Paul October 25, 2003

Serierial

To be serious or not to be kidding.

"I got to third base with Rebecca."
"Yeah, right."
"I'm serierial."

by Paul October 9, 2004