28 definition by P. Kaltenbach

A virtual non-existant condition in the US since 99.9% of its citizens have access to shelter, food, and safe drinking water.
The welfare recipient complained about his poverty while watching his T.V. and enjoying microwaved taquitos. He had no idea of the abyssmal conditions elsewhere.
by P. Kaltenbach July 10, 2008

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A profession that isn't easy because it requires marketing, accounting, management, and collection duties beyond what most people are capable of.
That pimp no only got his money but prefected his buisness skills.
by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

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Somehow very misconstrued in the American politic system because liberalism at least in the original sense despised government intervention (aka handouts) and various other modern day tenets of liberalism in the US. They believe in individual freedoms, laisse-faire economics, property rights, and limited government. The closest to true liberalism that you will get in the US is probably liberatiarinism but there are still some differences there.
If you want to see true liberals read Adam Smith, Voltaire, or Tom Paine.
by P. Kaltenbach December 23, 2007

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A car usually driven by yuppies and expensive as hell to get repairs on. However, very solid design although not really roomy.
A Saab is a fun car to drive except when you are 6'4
by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

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When you get head and sex from someone who wants to keep their sex life secret from public life.
Suess told me over break he had a skull and bones.
by P. Kaltenbach April 05, 2008

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See Columbine shooting
Wow, those crazy ass kids really had a hulk out. Going from relatively unknown high school kids to school shooting defintions.
by P. Kaltenbach December 23, 2007

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A country that only supported the Americas as a purely political gesture (seeing how they were a monarchy). Had many great military/political leaders until after Napoleon plus various great thinkers (Rousseu, Proudhon) until the 20th century. Got their asses handed to them in war lately in the last 200 years. Has a penchent for riots and unemployment lately also. Great food, great drink, and great history though but irratating accents. However, they do have this irratating habit of screwing over their ideological allies (H.R.E. and more recently U.S./Britain)
France the great super power of the world during the Enlightenment due to tacticile policies but no longer a serious contender for the title of world leader because of that WWII situation (forgetting to fly all but the middle color of their flag against Hitler).
by P. Kaltenbach December 03, 2007

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