P. Kaltenbach's definitions

Skull and Bones

When you get head and sex from someone who wants to keep their sex life secret from public life.

Suess told me over break he had a skull and bones.

by P. Kaltenbach April 6, 2008

Marine Force Recon

The highly trained badasses that the regular Marines employ to kill bastards in a slightly quieter fashion.

Marine Force Recon each are endowed with a bit of Chuck Norris.

by P. Kaltenbach January 2, 2008

rofl

Revolutionary Offensive for French Liberalism denotes a funny situation becuse such a group if they did exist would be utterly useless and ineffective despite their impressive name.

The ROFL is not an elite guerilla squad just a bunch of pansies with a flag...a white one at that! ROFL

by P. Kaltenbach February 5, 2008

gutter tramp

A gutter tramp is basically a sleazy chick with one look at her to surmise she probably has something that will make you sterile, impatent, or cause general havoc with your genitalia.

Nathan: So did you get with Antiona last night?
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.

by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007

saab

A car usually driven by yuppies and expensive as hell to get repairs on. However, very solid design although not really roomy.

A Saab is a fun car to drive except when you are 6'4

by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

timothy mcveigh

Winner of the 1995 North American Fireworks prize for most impressive show of pyrotechnics in a public setting.

Announcer: Annnnndd...Yes...its Timothy McVeigh is the winner of this years trophy. Congrats.

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008

hulk out

See Columbine shooting

Wow, those crazy ass kids really had a hulk out. Going from relatively unknown high school kids to school shooting defintions.

by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008