Definitions by P. Kaltenbach
france
A country that only supported the Americas as a purely political gesture (seeing how they were a monarchy). Had many great military/political leaders until after Napoleon plus various great thinkers (Rousseu, Proudhon) until the 20th century. Got their asses handed to them in war lately in the last 200 years. Has a penchent for riots and unemployment lately also. Great food, great drink, and great history though but irratating accents. However, they do have this irratating habit of screwing over their ideological allies (H.R.E. and more recently U.S./Britain)
France the great super power of the world during the Enlightenment due to tacticile policies but no longer a serious contender for the title of world leader because of that WWII situation (forgetting to fly all but the middle color of their flag against Hitler).
france by P. Kaltenbach December 31, 2007
An enormous inefficent bureaucracy that saps the U.S. money and time. Easily corruptible with nepotism, simony, and fraud that is rampant. Has proven not to prevent anything and is slow in reacting to any situation. The point of the U.N. is to stop war however just ends up dragging a shit load more troops to war (i.e. Korea) if they ever decide to go. If they don't feel like committing then a disobeitiant country can usually do whatever it feels like.
The UN decided to bicker for three years about various genocides hundreds of thousands died in the meantime, millions displaced, and plenty of money wasted. In short, the UN should be scraped as a governing body.
UN by P. Kaltenbach December 31, 2007
Dan Quayle
People rip on Bush for having speaking problems and a couple dumb quotes. However Dan Quayle beats him hands down (even though Quayle would suddenly look at his hands and say they are above his feet so he doesn't know what we are talking about)
Irritating Pro-Demo kid that is a disgrace to his party affliations: Bush sucks at life he is so stupid their has never been anyone as stupid as him in power!
Me: How 'bout Dan Quayle you douche bag.
Me: How 'bout Dan Quayle you douche bag.
Dan Quayle by P. Kaltenbach March 19, 2007
454
An engine that has a displacement of 454 cubic inches. Scary as hell because of all the horsepower one usually packs. Sounds kind of what I imagine a tar pit would at idle (blub blub blub)
Mike: This impala doesn't look too bad.
Me (pulling up the hood): HOLY GOD! He's got a 454 does this dude wanna tear up his transmission.
Me (pulling up the hood): HOLY GOD! He's got a 454 does this dude wanna tear up his transmission.
454 by P. Kaltenbach March 18, 2007
gutter tramp
A gutter tramp is basically a sleazy chick with one look at her to surmise she probably has something that will make you sterile, impatent, or cause general havoc with your genitalia.
Nathan: So did you get with Antiona last night?
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.
gutter tramp by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007
du hast mesh
Not as the dude above described unless you had a lisp. The real equivilant of "you hate me" is "du hasst mich".
du hast mesh by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007
look at it
A phrase a male uses when he is heavily intoxicated and wants to get a female's attention whilst whipping out his penis. Or in the case of pulling a look at it is just whipping out your penis whatever the situation.
Nathanial: Hey, Phil why don't you tell everyone the time you said, "LOOK AT IT".
Dude 1: So you pulled a look at it in the church?!?!?
Dude 2: Yeah, I don't know what came over me.
Dude 1: So you pulled a look at it in the church?!?!?
Dude 2: Yeah, I don't know what came over me.
look at it by P. Kaltenbach March 12, 2007