Maraca Fart

When you fart so hard the shit in your anus rattles like a Mexican fiesta.
I can't workout because i have the Maraca Farts.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010
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Cacky Sack

A game/punishment similar to hacky sack. The Sack of a man is removed swiftly then stitched crudely with a bone needle or bobby pin, then rolled in a protective liquid to keep the sack from leaking and falling apart after dried by the sun.
Today in PE, Christian made a basket with our Cacky Sack, then so did Julian.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat September 28, 2010
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Electric Rod

When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.
Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010
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Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010
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