Definitions by Oscar’s wife

Cooter Clap 

When you punch a woman in the cooter

“Tyrell punched a woman in the vagina on the pier” “oh my gosh, he cooter clapped her!”

Cooter Clap by Oscar’s wife January 22, 2021

Double-headed serpent 

noun: when two girls and one penis head in their mouths, the penis is serpent tongue and the girls make a snake

“awe, yea man! i got a visit from the double-headed serpent last night”

Double-headed serpent by Oscar’s wife January 22, 2021

Putiny

The way that people feel when they watch serial killer documentaries or listen to serial killer podcasts

Wow! This documentary makes me feel putiny.

Putiny by Oscar’s wife January 30, 2020

Isabella 

A white-trash-retard-emo bitch. Easy to bully, ADHD, anorexic✨, says she’s black, super straight hair but likes to make it look curly because she’s “black”.

Isabella: Hi
People around her: stop vaping

Isabella by Oscar’s wife November 15, 2019