Original Orangutans's definitions
by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014

A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.
(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)
(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)
by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.
by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

An amount of money (usually a lot) that can be disposed of without any consequences or downsides (not nervous etc. to spend it).
by Original Orangutans October 16, 2019

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.
Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).
by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019

Masturbating with a flaccid penis
by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018

A: a place considered to be very popular among tourists, including the local economy being largely dependent on them.
B: a place whose amenities are extremely underwhelming, or even non-existent. In essence, not enough things to do for the average tourist.
C: a place where it's easy to get scammed, or otherwise feels like an unreasonable requirement to spend money to enjoy local activities.
D: a place that's kitsch, childish, and appears outdated.
B: a place whose amenities are extremely underwhelming, or even non-existent. In essence, not enough things to do for the average tourist.
C: a place where it's easy to get scammed, or otherwise feels like an unreasonable requirement to spend money to enjoy local activities.
D: a place that's kitsch, childish, and appears outdated.
by Original Orangutans June 22, 2025
