Original Orangutans's definitions

Fart

A chance to be embarrassed at school.

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)

by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014

Puberty ball

A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.

(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)

The dude in the stands who tried catching Judge's home run ended up with a puberty ball.

by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

choke artists

A sports team who consistently chokes, regardless of how well they're playing.

The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.

by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

Ring culture

A belief that success in sports can only be measured by championships (members of championship teams are typically awarded rings, which is where the term comes from).

In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.

Fan 1: "I can't believe my team just lost the Super Bowl. I'm not wearing any of my Super Bowl gear ever again. This year was horrible!"
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."

by Original Orangutans March 28, 2023

hunnerd

Alternative pronunciation of 'hundred'.

"The best I can do is three hunnerd."

by Original Orangutans October 19, 2019

Weebspeak

Text-based expressions commonly uttered by, but not exclusive to, weeaboos. Common forms of weebspeak include ‘OwO’, ‘UwU’ and ‘:3’.

P1: “Your drawings are so cute owo”

P2: “Thanks, but please never talk to me in weebspeak ever again”

by Original Orangutans September 9, 2020

Rubber dick

A typo of Rubber duck.

I have a pretty big rubber dick collection.

by Original Orangutans August 22, 2017