Definitions by Original Orangutans

Rubber duckie

A condom.

I’m not going to fuck unless I have my rubber duckie!

Rubber duckie by Original Orangutans October 30, 2019

hunnerd 

Alternative pronunciation of 'hundred'.

"The best I can do is three hunnerd."

hunnerd by Original Orangutans October 19, 2019

Stupid money 

An amount of money (usually a lot) that can be disposed of without any consequences or downsides (not nervous etc. to spend it).

Some sports teams spend stupid money to have certain players on their rosters.

Stupid money by Original Orangutans October 16, 2019

Turn-based equality 

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.

Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).

Turn-based equality by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019

Hundred-thousand hustle 

When a car hits the 100,000 mi/km mark and starts becoming an endless money pit due to constant repair work needed.

“I want to look for a cheap used car but don’t want anything over 100k on the odometer. I don’t have the time, sanity, or money to go through a hundred-thousand hustle.”

Hundred-thousand hustle by Original Orangutans August 6, 2019

Realing it 

The opposite of faking it.

If you fake something so decently, others will think you’re realing it.

Realing it by Original Orangutans June 13, 2019

Sprite 

Official soft drink of “bros” everywhere. Competes for that title with Baja Blast.

I drink Sprite because everything else is for boys.

Sprite by Original Orangutans December 28, 2018