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Fart

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)
by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014
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Puberty ball

A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.

(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)
The dude in the stands who tried catching Judge's home run ended up with a puberty ball.
by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022
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choke artists

A sports team who consistently chokes, regardless of how well they're playing.
The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.
by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022
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Stupid money

An amount of money (usually a lot) that can be disposed of without any consequences or downsides (not nervous etc. to spend it).
Some sports teams spend stupid money to have certain players on their rosters.
by Original Orangutans October 16, 2019
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Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.
Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).
by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019
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Mashing off

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.
by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018
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Tourist trap

A: a place considered to be very popular among tourists, including the local economy being largely dependent on them.

B: a place whose amenities are extremely underwhelming, or even non-existent. In essence, not enough things to do for the average tourist.

C: a place where it's easy to get scammed, or otherwise feels like an unreasonable requirement to spend money to enjoy local activities.

D: a place that's kitsch, childish, and appears outdated.
How come nobody can agree to what a tourist trap actually is?
by Original Orangutans June 22, 2025
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