Stupid money

An amount of money (usually a lot) that can be disposed of without any consequences or downsides (not nervous etc. to spend it).

Some sports teams spend stupid money to have certain players on their rosters.

by Original Orangutans October 17, 2019

Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.

Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).

by Original Orangutans September 12, 2019

Tourist trap

A: a place considered to be very popular among tourists, including the local economy being largely dependent on them.

B: a place whose amenities are extremely underwhelming, or even non-existent. In essence, not enough things to do for the average tourist.

C: a place where it's easy to get scammed, or otherwise feels like an unreasonable requirement to spend money to enjoy local activities.

D: a place that's kitsch, childish, and appears outdated.

How come nobody can agree to what a tourist trap actually is?

by Original Orangutans June 23, 2025

Fart

A chance to be embarrassed at school.

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)

by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014

Manufacturing a shit

Successfully forcing oneself to defecate when one doesn't have the urge to do so.

John told his wife that he had to take a dump, but he found himself manufacturing a shit after his urge was a false alarm.

by Original Orangutans July 01, 2023

Weebspeak

Text-based expressions commonly uttered by, but not exclusive to, weeaboos. Common forms of weebspeak include ‘OwO’, ‘UwU’ and ‘:3’.

P1: “Your drawings are so cute owo”

P2: “Thanks, but please never talk to me in weebspeak ever again”

by Original Orangutans September 09, 2020

choke artists

A sports team who consistently chokes, regardless of how well they're playing.

The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.

by Original Orangutans November 01, 2022