Oreva1's definitions

Regret

A miserable attempt at time travel that ends with you feeling like crap.

Damn, I regret everything I did last night. I wish I could go back and choose differently.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

anprim

Short for anarcho-primitivism, the belief that rejects technology and wants humanity to return to a primitive lifestyle.

Normal person: So you really want to reject modernity and embrace monke?
Anprim: Uga chuga ugr chugr

by Oreva1 August 9, 2020

Rumahoy

The world's greatest pirate metal band.

Yeah, Alestorm is cool, but have you tried Rumahoy?

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Meidri

A hot bartender bird maid with anger issues.

Meidri: Are you sure you want to die today?

by Oreva1 August 9, 2020

Pringles can

A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.

Horny dude: I wanna have sex with this Pringles can.
Another dude: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

OwOtism

Autism, but you also must OwO all the time.

Person 1: OwO
Person 2: Why did you say that?
Person 1: I'm sorry, I have OwOtism.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020