Definitions by Oracle

aston expressway 

Truely hard core road in north Birmingham, officially the A38(M). 7 lanes of mayhem, with tidal flow and no divider, which all ends up at Spaghetti Junction. Class.

The title screen of "Fifth Gear" on channel 5.

aston expressway by oracle January 25, 2005

disco piss

Weak lager beer, such as Carling, Fosters etc. Tastes like piss and drunk by the bucketload by scallies (but its only 3.5%).

Stop drinking that disco piss you scally wanker and get a proper beverage.

disco piss by oracle December 18, 2004

lichfield 

Shithole. Like the inside of George Bush's head (theres fuck all there).

We've been robbed! This lounge looks like Lichfield!!

lichfield by oracle December 17, 2004

birmingham 

Where stuff is made. Birthplace of world industry, home of the British motor industry.

BMW engines, London taxis, Peugeots, Rovers, Jaguars, trains, Cadburys chocolate..etc..etc

birmingham by oracle December 9, 2004

dean measure 

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth named Dean, who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"DEAN MEASURE"

dean measure by oracle October 5, 2004

dean weight

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"

dean weight by oracle October 5, 2004

bus racing 

Outdoor game in London, or any other congested city. Players must race against a bus on foot. Very easy in the West End, much more difficult in suburbs. Very similar to bus pontoon.

"The tube was on strike again so I spent the day bus racing"

bus racing by oracle September 6, 2004