croft

See James Croft

ez croft

by oracle February 25, 2004

do a Hammond

To crash a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.

"Don't do a Hammond- always check your tyres"

by oracle October 07, 2006

tammeth

Dialect pronounciation of Tamworth. Derogitary term for those of Tamworth origin (or tammies, as opposed to brummies of Birmingham origin.

Hes proper tammeth, dont know his arse from his elbow.

by oracle March 13, 2004

dean weight

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"

by oracle October 06, 2004

brummies

Plural of brummie, inhabitant of Birmingham.

Brummies invented the modern world

by oracle August 19, 2004

oz pigeon

Term for Australians in London, because theyre everywhere and shit on everyone.

Fuckin oz pigeons are everywhere!!

by oracle August 20, 2004

mondeo man

Career driver, especially travelling salesman. From the large numbers of Ford Mondeos used as company cars.

If youre in the fast lane, stuck behind a van, doing 90 anyway, mondeo man will always tailgate you flashing his lights.

by oracle August 20, 2004