sewer rat

1: Rat that lives in a sewer.
2: One who enjoys anal sex, especially a male homosexual.

See: marmite miner, fudge packer, uphill gardener, etc.

"Time to trap, this place is full of sewer rats"

by oracle August 20, 2004

jobs a good'un

Midland exclamation at an unexpectedly good outcome of a bad situation.

Forklift driver: "Yeah, I smashed a load of those boxes whan I put them on the pallet. Put loads of shrink wrap on, nobody noticed, jobs a good'un"

by oracle March 12, 2004

book an ambulance

What someone pretends to do shortly before dangerous activity, eg heavy drinking or a drug session.

Man talking into hand: "Hello, I'd like to book an ambulance... yes, 10 o'clock please..."

by oracle March 07, 2005

jago

Abbrev. of jobs a good'un.

Then i found a tenner! jago

by oracle March 12, 2004

sexed up

Something which happens to sensitive MI5 documents (especially WMD dossiers) and gets endlessly discussed afterwards.

BBC news: "Dossier sexed up blah blah..."
Tony Blair: "Im going to get Lord Hutton to publish a report damning the BBC in order to turn it into my political mouthpiece! Hoorah!"

by oracle March 12, 2004

corsa

Extremely poor car made by Vauxhall (GM). Slightly modified Nova. Very slow, no style, often seen in Tamworth being driven by scallies wearing a hi-vis.

Whos that twat in the Corsa?

by oracle February 05, 2004

brummies

Plural of brummie, inhabitant of Birmingham.

Brummies invented the modern world

by oracle August 19, 2004