book an ambulance

What someone pretends to do shortly before dangerous activity, eg heavy drinking or a drug session.

Man talking into hand: "Hello, I'd like to book an ambulance... yes, 10 o'clock please..."

by oracle March 07, 2005

jago

Abbrev. of jobs a good'un.

Then i found a tenner! jago

by oracle March 12, 2004

sexed up

Something which happens to sensitive MI5 documents (especially WMD dossiers) and gets endlessly discussed afterwards.

BBC news: "Dossier sexed up blah blah..."
Tony Blair: "Im going to get Lord Hutton to publish a report damning the BBC in order to turn it into my political mouthpiece! Hoorah!"

by oracle March 12, 2004

corsa

Extremely poor car made by Vauxhall (GM). Slightly modified Nova. Very slow, no style, often seen in Tamworth being driven by scallies wearing a hi-vis.

Whos that twat in the Corsa?

by oracle February 05, 2004

brummies

Plural of brummie, inhabitant of Birmingham.

Brummies invented the modern world

by oracle August 19, 2004

curtainsider

Midland slang: Grotesquely fat woman, due to her clothing resembling the tarpaulin enclosing a curtainside lorry.

Shes a bit of a curtainsider.

by oracle February 05, 2004

carrot cruncher

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

by oracle March 12, 2004