Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Oracle

rhubarb

rhubarb by oracle March 12, 2004

tube tannoy

System of stiff, pre-recorded announcements on the tube. Bastard annoying repeated at every stop every morning and evening.

"The next station is Charing Cross. Change here for the Northern Line and National Rail services. Alight here for Trafalgar Square"...Train stops..."This is Charing cross"...continues as before..."This is a Bakerloo Line train for Harrow and Wealdstone. This train is ready to depart- stand clear of the closing doors"... BEEP BEEP BEEP

tube tannoy by oracle March 12, 2004

jago

Abbrev. of jobs a good'un.

Then i found a tenner! jago

jago by oracle March 12, 2004

thames house

Either of the buildings in London used by MI5 and MI6, the 'Secret services' in UK. Conveniently marked on all street maps for convenience of terrorism.

"Ive got a job in Thames House"...pauses..."Oh shit. Ive got to kill you now.."

thames house by oracle March 12, 2004

superkings

Brand of extra large cigarette.

"20 superkings please"

superkings by oracle March 12, 2004

sexed up

Something which happens to sensitive MI5 documents (especially WMD dossiers) and gets endlessly discussed afterwards.

BBC news: "Dossier sexed up blah blah..."
Tony Blair: "Im going to get Lord Hutton to publish a report damning the BBC in order to turn it into my political mouthpiece! Hoorah!"

sexed up by oracle March 12, 2004

xfm

xfm is alive and well in London on 104.9! ive got it on now!

This is Richard Bacon on XFM..

xfm by oracle March 12, 2004