Conan the Barbarian

A barbarian that took one too many steroids, and goes around the world taking people's skins for his personal stash toe ones.

Barbarian woMAN: Would you have sex with me Conan?

Conan: Only under one condition.

Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?

Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.

Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

German

A really cool sounding language.

Steiner: Was ist los?

Stransky: Ich wünsche das Eisenkreuz!

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

tako

A Japanese word for octopus. Sometimes used as an insult to descibe a pervert with their arms all over women.

Get you hands off my girlfreind you bloody tako

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 25, 2004

Maurizio Merli

Badass Italian actor with a sweet mustache.

Forget Clint Eastwood, or Gene Hackman, Maurizio Merli could kick their asses any day.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba January 25, 2006

kermicide

The act of killing a frog.

Miss Piggy got pissed off and committed kermicide.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 18, 2005

Japan

The country with the world's best toilets.

On Japanese toilets you can get a spray, or bidet, with the push of a button.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

Lord Plagueis

"It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep."

"It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself." hmmph ... how IRONIC.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005