Japan

The country with the world's best toilets.

On Japanese toilets you can get a spray, or bidet, with the push of a button.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

Akira Kurosawa

Made more good films than any other director ever to live.

Yojimbo and Sanjuro are Kurosawa's best films.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

Lord Plagueis

"It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep."

"It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself." hmmph ... how IRONIC.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Taiwan

A country that is far superior to China.

Shanghai is the most developed city in China? Ha ha, it's still no Taipei.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Charles Bronson

The ultimate badass.

A great actor who starred in such films as The Magnificent Seven, Death Wish, Violent City, Once Upon a Time in the West, Hard Times and others. Watch Charles Bronson's to see badassery at it's best.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba October 10, 2005

propaganda

Something you see a lot of in Communist countries.

Bob: What's that sign say?

Sergei: Don't look!

Bob: Down with capitalism!

Sergei: Damn its too late, he has been been brainwashed already. I'll have to dispose of him.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Fetustealer

Someone who steals fetuses

You stole my fetus ta ones. How dare you committ such an evil sin.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 24, 2004