2 definitions by Oofmaster5000

Karen

Karen is a lady that is in her mid 30s or 40s and she has a short bob haircut. She is very dramatic and makes a big deal even though it’s not. If she has kids she most likely she makes them listen to kids bop and wears splotchy makeup. She doesn’t like the generation and the kids that live in it. She likes to cuss at people and blame them for stuff when she did it and while she is doing that her kids are in her car listening to kids bop. Her kids probably won’t be able to date until they are 18 or out of her house. She is very strict and a lot of people don’t like her even though she is a meme and a trend.

Karen: WHY HAVEN’T YOU GAVE MY MY FOOD YET!!!!! I HAVE BEEN WATING 2 HOURS!!!!!!!!
Waiter: mam it’s been 2 minutes I will have to have you calm down or you won’t be able to eat here again.

Karen: this restaurant will be speaking to my husband and he is a lawyer.

Waiter ok mam that is perfectly fine.

Karen: you know what LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER NOWWWW!!!!!

Manager: mam I’m going to ask you to leave.

Karen: FUCK YOU. My kids can’t hear me because they are listening to kids bop.

by Oofmaster5000 November 16, 2019

Freak

It is used if you are around a young child or you are not aloud to cuss. Some retarded people think that it is a bad word when it is used to not say a bad word. You know why you cant cuss, because your mommy will beet your butt you little poop head. Hope you have a nice day.

Me: oh freak I dropped my croissant

Retarded person: ummmmmmmmm I’m telling
Me:fu.......
Mom:beets my butt
Me:beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

by Oofmaster5000 July 16, 2019