16 definitions by OneNippiKid
“ Sooo I just look a your phone and found this.”
(Screenshot🤯💗).
“Soo can u explain plz”
“ Hooooohhh I mean she’s just a actress on a tubular site”
“Ahh ( ihh)”
(Grabs test and licks chest)
“Is this ok”
(Test risk)
(Touches chest)
(Eval left )
“Chuesqh”
(Screenshot🤯💗).
“Soo can u explain plz”
“ Hooooohhh I mean she’s just a actress on a tubular site”
“Ahh ( ihh)”
(Grabs test and licks chest)
“Is this ok”
(Test risk)
(Touches chest)
(Eval left )
“Chuesqh”
by OneNippiKid June 9, 2021
After a long nights of work my partner suspects something to be a problem
For the fact that I receive notice from work
That not only was I to take time off but that I became sicked by a discovery
In discovery I lost my keys my Id and my ponytail holder
So in my haste I had to give a call to my (husband/boyfriend) {ehem} partner and had no answer
So I went to the nearest store to be mesmerized by some whore
Yes
Whore for he ied me so hard that I lored him in to a pour
But anyways I finally made my call at mcy hores so I could get home for more
When I arrived home I was appalled by a mess on the floor
How idk but I wanted to know more
For I wish and hoped for no cores
But in my hazedt I saw something more
A dead body on the floor
For the fact that I receive notice from work
That not only was I to take time off but that I became sicked by a discovery
In discovery I lost my keys my Id and my ponytail holder
So in my haste I had to give a call to my (husband/boyfriend) {ehem} partner and had no answer
So I went to the nearest store to be mesmerized by some whore
Yes
Whore for he ied me so hard that I lored him in to a pour
But anyways I finally made my call at mcy hores so I could get home for more
When I arrived home I was appalled by a mess on the floor
How idk but I wanted to know more
For I wish and hoped for no cores
But in my hazedt I saw something more
A dead body on the floor
“Man my girl got the finest Tittes I swear I be creaminundies”
“Nigga what say dofy”
“What”
Pht
“Ahh shiit I I didn’t mean”
“What”
“I”
“Pft fuck you mean creeaminundies what u got sum to say”
“Nahh I”
Pft “bitch ass nigga man I quit”
“Nigga what say dofy”
“What”
Pht
“Ahh shiit I I didn’t mean”
“What”
“I”
“Pft fuck you mean creeaminundies what u got sum to say”
“Nahh I”
Pft “bitch ass nigga man I quit”
by OneNippiKid June 18, 2021
“Aye look at this rgt here Issa leopard...”
“What we in career jet”
“What I can’t here u”
“Ooooo penis”
“Ooooo PENIS”
“Ooo PPPENIS”
FINAGLE HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“What we in career jet”
“What I can’t here u”
“Ooooo penis”
“Ooooo PENIS”
“Ooo PPPENIS”
FINAGLE HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by OneNippiKid May 25, 2021
by OneNippiKid June 14, 2021
Before booty after ass Detroit suck don’t come back cause they like to caress your ass p.s ima ramp my fag ;(
“Aye peter how’s the Hurd today.”
“Ah Bobby shucks it’s been an an accurrence.” “I I saw a wolf.”
“Woohollaup now a wolf!!!”
“Yea it done ate him an dragged him a way.”
“All right peter let’s go Ruffin rooting shooting and get that some bitch”
(Arrives at farm)
“Now where is it petter”
“Idk Bobby but since I got ya down her wanna get some grub”
“Ok petter just this one time”
“Hehehe my plan worked (cough cough)”
“What was that”
“Bbaad”
“Ah Bobby shucks it’s been an an accurrence.” “I I saw a wolf.”
“Woohollaup now a wolf!!!”
“Yea it done ate him an dragged him a way.”
“All right peter let’s go Ruffin rooting shooting and get that some bitch”
(Arrives at farm)
“Now where is it petter”
“Idk Bobby but since I got ya down her wanna get some grub”
“Ok petter just this one time”
“Hehehe my plan worked (cough cough)”
“What was that”
“Bbaad”
by OneNippiKid May 25, 2021
To be so dastardly able to avoid a situation in order to deface recreation through the comradery for agents un a bell _-_ to see for they be under the noses of the sea
Police task force 9000 have brought the cloakes in order to elude the predator
“Muhhhaaahaaaaa bitch ass nigga” thought he could change the definition of the word elude to persuade the media to think in or to elude you must have had drug money when america makes the money which is the most dastardly disguise to say that the eyes of the country are unable to see me for I am unseen!?!?!?
“Muhhhaaahaaaaa bitch ass nigga” thought he could change the definition of the word elude to persuade the media to think in or to elude you must have had drug money when america makes the money which is the most dastardly disguise to say that the eyes of the country are unable to see me for I am unseen!?!?!?
by OneNippiKid June 20, 2021
If you where alone would you see a beautiful woman the answer would be yes but what did it cost you to glance a evil I or a welcoming surprise see the way I see it is that if you cant hold your pies then you torcher my clives <+/=? U suck
by OneNippiKid June 13, 2021