Suckatas

The lively hood of not being able to stand in fact the man position is to be lad to rest after a longs days of stress I can be coped with only choked with the full force of a hopefully wish
Aye padna yo looking fa dat ass

Yo idek ha da find dat ass

O ye a

Yea

Gon ahead and see if old d round dear

Fosho padna

Haah haaa h
S he about da suckatas oa dis Doick
by OneNippiKid June 14, 2021
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Chuesqh

When you n yo girl gon so far off the cliff that the sheets reak of sweat n beef ???
“ Sooo I just look a your phone and found this.”
(Screenshot🤯💗).

“Soo can u explain plz”
“ Hooooohhh I mean she’s just a actress on a tubular site”

“Ahh ( ihh)”
(Grabs test and licks chest)

“Is this ok”
(Test risk)
(Touches chest)
(Eval left )
“Chuesqh”
by OneNippiKid June 09, 2021
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Catal prog

A very majestic way of saying I don’t wanna get trampled by a cow...
Hay look over there

Mooo zzzzzzzz
Ruhnnn zzzzz
Auuhhh zzz
... <Catal Prog>
by OneNippiKid June 14, 2021
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BBAAD

Before booty after ass Detroit suck don’t come back cause they like to caress your ass p.s ima ramp my fag ;(
“Aye peter how’s the Hurd today.”
“Ah Bobby shucks it’s been an an accurrence.” “I I saw a wolf.”

“Woohollaup now a wolf!!!”

“Yea it done ate him an dragged him a way.”

“All right peter let’s go Ruffin rooting shooting and get that some bitch”
(Arrives at farm)

“Now where is it petter”

“Idk Bobby but since I got ya down her wanna get some grub”

“Ok petter just this one time”

“Hehehe my plan worked (cough cough)”

“What was that”

Bbaad
by OneNippiKid May 25, 2021
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Paket

So when I was at the crib I felt alittle bewilled for tha fact that I got killed now about every time I’m still but I just can shake this chilll$?!
:Paket:

“Aye you remember Jonny”
“Yea why he was tracked to my house”
“Yesterday you think he went to your house

Nah he’s not over here”
{Daaat Daaat Datt}
(Rhirhi)
“Ohh okkk I’ll just get in touch with him later”
“Ohhh alright nah I’ll talk to you toomarow”
“Ok”
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CreamiNundies

After a long nights of work my partner suspects something to be a problem

For the fact that I receive notice from work
That not only was I to take time off but that I became sicked by a discovery
In discovery I lost my keys my Id and my ponytail holder

So in my haste I had to give a call to my (husband/boyfriend) {ehem} partner and had no answer

So I went to the nearest store to be mesmerized by some whore

Yes

Whore for he ied me so hard that I lored him in to a pour

But anyways I finally made my call at mcy hores so I could get home for more
When I arrived home I was appalled by a mess on the floor

How idk but I wanted to know more
For I wish and hoped for no cores

But in my hazedt I saw something more
A dead body on the floor
“Man my girl got the finest Tittes I swear I be creaminundies

“Nigga what say dofy

“What”

Pht

“Ahh shiit I I didn’t mean”

“What”

“I”

“Pft fuck you mean creeaminundies what u got sum to say”

“Nahh I”

Pft “bitch ass nigga man I quit”
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An dul

“Say it real quick with the ladder I’ll step said put the loving on his welp but guess why pu helped his belt”
“What”
“U heard me pussy come home to pappy
“No”
“Yes”
“Uh no”
“Bet”
Hey u heard that new nippi weather out for a header an dul

I’m out bye bye :(
by OneNippiKid May 25, 2021
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