Celebration of Jesus and the holiday to get out of school
Jesus was born on Christmas and kids get out for a week so its a win win.
Your final years of hell. Here is a rundown of how you will probably spend the next 4 years.
9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.
10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.
11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.
12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.
Fuck the high school
The revolution war was the one war that made Britain lose everything. It all started after the French and Indian War. The colonists had no representatives or anything. So they fight the British and won 8 of 10 major battles that actually counted. France helped the colonists after they won the Battle of Saratoga.
Revolutionary War is still talked to this day about.
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Place in Norther Pennslyvania that has
oil city area high school and looks like a ghost town. They are currently trying to remodel themselves but they will go into financial debt of probably $10m (10 Million not 10 meters). Also a place that has residents for
pedophiles and
child molestors and
child abusers. It is also where girls pull up their leggings so far you can see the outline in the middle of their vagina.
Typical advice to summon this up in one sentence: Don't move to Oil City.
1.) Where everybody is so in a rush to grow up.
2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.
3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.
4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary
5.) see
hell
1. A middle schooler called emo on the first day blows bubbles in his milk.
Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY
emo: ITS FUN
2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole
4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.
5. The Government welcomes you to hell.
So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.
A place where people go for pornwatching while trying to desperately look up answers. Also a place where desperate men try to go and literally get laid by some girl who would rather fuck herself than that fucker on the internet who is in england.
Jeez wtf is wrong the internet
Thing kids like to do when its time to do homework.
I am supposed to be doing homework but I went on urban dictionary and did a little thing I like to call procrastination
Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.
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