Blumpkin Blind

A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.

Inmate Bubba made sure to put up a Blumpkin Blind, before having sex with inmate Timmy.

by One Two February 06, 2008

Caspian Cascade

Person who pisses their pants when force is applied.

Jim had a Caspian Cascade after he was kneed in the stomach!

by One Two February 06, 2008

Egyptian Jock-Strap

Tight fitting clothing, typically associated with inmates.

That punk is wearing an Egyptian Jock-Strap!

by One Two February 06, 2008

Steaming Marge

The remnants left in the toilet after a person shits, and fails to flush.

Shaina began to gag, after entering the restroom, and discovering a Steaming Marge floating in the toilet.

by One Two February 07, 2008

The Six Fingered Man

Multiple Officers, utilized to forcibly extract an inmate from a cell.

When inmate Smith went off, the guards called for The Six Fingered Man to come down and kick his ass.

by One Two February 06, 2008

Steaming Molly

The remnants left in the toilet after someone shits, flushes, but does not verify that the contents, have, indeed, been evacuated from the bowl.

After entering the restroom, Brian was appalled to discover a Steaming Molly.

by One Two February 07, 2008

Troglodyte Salad

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

by One Two February 06, 2008