One Two's definitions

Kaiser

The lowest level of fuckboys. They are skilled at making girls think they're the one when in reality they don't give a fuck about them. Only hoes fall for Kaisers.

I saw Zach kiss Taylor after he kissed Amy, he's such a skilled Kaiser.

by One two November 8, 2016

Egyptian Jock-Strap

Tight fitting clothing, typically associated with inmates.

That punk is wearing an Egyptian Jock-Strap!

by One Two February 6, 2008

Steaming Marge

The remnants left in the toilet after a person shits, and fails to flush.

Shaina began to gag, after entering the restroom, and discovering a Steaming Marge floating in the toilet.

by One Two February 7, 2008

The Six Fingered Man

Multiple Officers, utilized to forcibly extract an inmate from a cell.

When inmate Smith went off, the guards called for The Six Fingered Man to come down and kick his ass.

by One Two February 6, 2008

Blumpkin Blind

A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.

Inmate Bubba made sure to put up a Blumpkin Blind, before having sex with inmate Timmy.

by One Two February 6, 2008

Curling

Using a drunk person's own clothing, to clean up the piss that they just left on the floor.

After observing Jim pissing in the corner of the room, Marisa waited for Jim to remove his clothes, and pass out. She then took his clothes and went Curling.

by One Two February 6, 2008

Hot Jackson

Recently deposited pile of canine excrement.

Shana knew it was time for the dog to come back inside, after she observed a Hot Jackson steaming in the snow.

by One Two February 7, 2008