Darude-Boi is a middle aged, white man who can’t let go of the record ‘Sandstorm’ by ‘Darude’. He is perpetually living in the year 2000.
Simon closed himself off to all other music with repetitive beats. He just could not move on from Darude - Sandstorm. He even named his cat, Darude. Time to move on, Simon. Stop being a Darude-Boi!!
by On the Buses April 27, 2021
Sharon and Karen were watching Home Alone for the first time in years. ‘Hey, isn’t that John Goodman?’ Sharon stated. ‘Howay, man’, said Karen. ‘That’s not John Goodman, that’s John Candy!’ Fatsimilie.
by On the Buses November 21, 2022
A very specific period of time that is entirely dependant on motivation, willingness and the possibility of reward.
Terry was on a promise as it had been a while since he’d played hide the sausage with Beryl. He took this fleeting opportunity to get the garden fence painted within this window of enthusiasm.
by On the Buses November 15, 2020
Mykola normally works in an office answering phones and working the company inbox. He now faces down Putins tanks having never used a weapon in his life. Mykola is made of 100% Ukranium.
by On the Buses March 05, 2022