11 definitions by On the Buses
A singular gentleman of any age who likes to taste his own semen, post ejaculatiion and from various glassware.
After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.
by On the Buses February 2, 2018
Sharon and Karen were watching Home Alone for the first time in years. ‘Hey, isn’t that John Goodman?’ Sharon stated. ‘Howay, man’, said Karen. ‘That’s not John Goodman, that’s John Candy!’ Fatsimilie.
by On the Buses November 21, 2022
A 38 year old ex raver who just can’t let go of the ‘old days’ of trance music. Hey plays ‘Darude - Sandstorm’ from his Mini Disc player, more often than he has consumed hot dinners.
Dazza has shut himself off to new musical experiences. Whatever examples his Millennial mates give him - all he wants is 90’s and Sandstorm! He is a Darude-Boy for life!
by On the Buses April 1, 2021
A game played by 2 male or more male friends. Competitors must furiously masturbate over a chip shop chip until all have ejaculated onto the chip. The last man to spunk on the lone chip must eat the seaman covered chip. Chip may be hot or cold.
Frank, Dave and Larry had finished school for the day. At a loss they decided to finish on a chip shop chip that was found on the pavement during the walk home. After 68 seconds of extremely competitive wanking, Larry came last. In this instance it was Larry who must consume the Icky Chippy.
by On the Buses July 8, 2020