Definitions by On the Buses
Terrificunt
Janet pulled down her panties to reveal her vagina. Brian was so chuffed as he'd not seen such a terrificunt in all his life!
Terrificunt by On the Buses December 7, 2019
Resting-grinch-face
A 40+ white male (preferably upper middle class) showing no emotion; neither happy nor sad in any fun or stressful situation.
Adam C was paying his tab at the bar when the barman made a witty jibe about his garish tie. Adam did not flinch during the transaction as he suffers terribly from resting-grinch-face.
Resting-grinch-face by On the Buses February 20, 2018
Thirsty Milkman
A singular gentleman of any age who likes to taste his own semen, post ejaculatiion and from various glassware.
After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.
Thirsty Milkman by On the Buses February 2, 2018
Gaylientology
“At the age of 13, Simon was experiencing an intense sexual turmoil and thus looked to the past for inspiration by using Gaylientology
Gaylientology by On the Buses January 16, 2018