Mykola normally works in an office answering phones and working the company inbox. He now faces down Putins tanks having never used a weapon in his life. Mykola is made of 100% Ukranium.
by On the Buses March 05, 2022
A 40+ white male (preferably upper middle class) showing no emotion; neither happy nor sad in any fun or stressful situation.
Adam C was paying his tab at the bar when the barman made a witty jibe about his garish tie. Adam did not flinch during the transaction as he suffers terribly from resting-grinch-face.
by On the Buses February 19, 2018
A 38 year old ex raver who just can’t let go of the ‘old days’ of trance music. Hey plays ‘Darude - Sandstorm’ from his Mini Disc player, more often than he has consumed hot dinners.
Dazza has shut himself off to new musical experiences. Whatever examples his Millennial mates give him - all he wants is 90’s and Sandstorm! He is a Darude-Boy for life!
by On the Buses April 01, 2021
A game played by 2 male or more male friends. Competitors must furiously masturbate over a chip shop chip until all have ejaculated onto the chip. The last man to spunk on the lone chip must eat the seaman covered chip. Chip may be hot or cold.
Frank, Dave and Larry had finished school for the day. At a loss they decided to finish on a chip shop chip that was found on the pavement during the walk home. After 68 seconds of extremely competitive wanking, Larry came last. In this instance it was Larry who must consume the Icky Chippy.
by On the Buses July 08, 2020