jeep srt8

The Jeep SRT8 is the high performance variant of the Jeep Grand Cherokee. Available for purchase since 2006, the SRT8 features a 6.1L Hemi V8 which produces 420 horsepower. With a 0-60 time of just 4.6 seconds, it has phenomenal performance which is at odds with it high weight and SUV status.

For comparison, here are several other 0-60 times:
Porsche Carrera S: 4.6
Porsche Cayenne Turbo: 4.9
Lexus IS350: 5.3
Chevrolet Corvette: 4.3

The SRT8 is priced quite well. Pricing for 2008 models starts at around 41k and ends in the high 40s for a fully loaded model. Thus, the SRT8 is a excellent blend of performance, prestige, practicality, and cost.
Jeep SRT8 passenger: "Dude, you just smoked that Cayenne Turbo! Doesn't a well equipped one of those cost around 100k?"

Jeep SRT8 owner: "Yep."
by Olshan January 12, 2008
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pitbull

A must have accessory for anyone living in a trailer.
"Shit main, Imma get me one a those mean ass pitbulls so it can fuck people up"
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coke

1. A drug, of course.

2. The flagship drink of the evil Southern empire "Coca Cola". Consumed to no end by uneducated hicks who wonder why all their teeth have rotted away by their mid-20s even though they drink like 10 gallons of the sugary shit every fucking day.
1. *snorts some coke* "Man, that was some good coke I just snorted."

2.

Redneck who lives in a trailer, and has no teeth: "Hey thar, yall wanna coke?"

Anyone with good taste and a brain: "No thank you, kind sir. I prefer the superior taste and quality of Pepsi."
by Olshan December 15, 2007
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