Definitions by Ollie the Dog

fly the bird 

Extending the middle finger; often accompanied by the phrase "Fuck you!"

Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.

fly the bird by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

country mouse 

A country bumpkin who visits a big city.

Look at that country mouse over there, looks like he's never seen a skyscraper before.

country mouse by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

chickenhead 

When your head keeps bobbing up and down because you are falling asleep; often happens during a boring lecture or sermon.

The professor was going on and on about elipses of "wa" and "ga," and the whole room was chickenheading.

chickenhead by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

's 

How the grammatically-challenged make a noun plural.

Look at all these definition's.

's by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy 

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

cloaca 

An asshole

You are such a cloaca! Let go of my gun, you addled egg!

cloaca by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

there 

How the grammatically-challenged spell "they're" or "their."

There over there, with there friends.

there by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003