When a guy does a superficial search and proclaims that he can't find the lost object which is exactly where he looked.
He did a guysearch for the tissues, and announced they were nowhere in sight. She pointed out that they were directly in front of him, under the book he had earlier put on top of them.
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Get the Triple-Muted mug.When a man does a superficial search and proclaims that he can't find the lost object which is exactly where he looked.
He did a mansearch for the tissues, and announced they were nowhere in sight. She pointed out that they were directly in front of him, under the book he had earlier put on top of them.
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Get the gets on my pecs mug.An editor's (or grammar fanatic's) measure of errors in a piece of printed (or posted) text. Mistakes per sq metre of text.
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Get the grammage mug.The sales person by the perfume counter who always sprays a sample of perfume in your face as you walk by. Whether you want it or not.
I wanted to cut through the department store but I was worried the spray bitches might trigger my asthma.
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