Cotton Chops

Extreme dry mouth that follows smoking marijuana.

"That blunt just gave me the worst cotton chops I have had in a while, we need to get some water"

by old man withers August 16, 2006

walking papers

the paperwork given to an inmate in prison that enables their release

"I finally got my walking papers today."

by Old man withers August 14, 2005

Bell Grande Shit

A massive bowel movement caused by eating those 99 cent half pound burritos off of the "Bell Grande Vaule Menu" at Taco Bell aka taco hell. The explosive shit that sprays the toilet looks exactly like the inside of one of their burritos, and if you got consumed enough of them (ususally in a drunken haze), the shit will actually smell like beans. After a bell grande shit, it takes half a roll of toilet paper to wipe properly.

"I just blew out the bathroom with a horrible bell grande shit. After smelling it though, I kind of want to get more taco bell."

by old man withers November 11, 2006

Porcelain Pony

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage

"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"

by Old man withers August 04, 2005

Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers August 04, 2005

knuckle Duster

A brass knuckle and knife combination weapon. The Knife is built into the brass knuckle and may or may not be extended during the use of the weapon.

"That vicious motherfucker has a Knuckle Duster in each pocket; some one is going to get fucked up"

by old man withers August 16, 2006

Meneghin Meal

A meal created by the mythical giant Meneghin that is made from random spices and whatever you have in your cupboard. Even though the meal seems improvised and fast, a meneghin meal some how turns out tasting great and filling you up due to its usually massive size and secret spice combinations.

"I never thought I would say this, but my munchies got completely destroyed by that Meneghin Meal"

by old man withers August 16, 2006