Old man withers's definitions

walking papers

the paperwork given to an inmate in prison that enables their release

"I finally got my walking papers today."

by Old man withers September 5, 2005

Meneghin Meal

A meal created by the mythical giant Meneghin that is made from random spices and whatever you have in your cupboard. Even though the meal seems improvised and fast, a meneghin meal some how turns out tasting great and filling you up due to its usually massive size and secret spice combinations.

"I never thought I would say this, but my munchies got completely destroyed by that Meneghin Meal"

by old man withers August 18, 2006

go work at wonderbread

A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."

"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."

by old man withers November 11, 2006

knuckle Duster

A brass knuckle and knife combination weapon. The Knife is built into the brass knuckle and may or may not be extended during the use of the weapon.

"That vicious motherfucker has a Knuckle Duster in each pocket; some one is going to get fucked up"

by old man withers August 18, 2006

Porcelain Pony

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage

"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Duckle Nuster

1. A plan to strangle someone while having sex with them, perfectly timing the time you get off with the time that the person dies; ideally the last thing the victim sees before he or she dies is your face as you get off.

2. A backwards way of saying Knuckle Duster

"I really want to give Amanda a Duckle Nuster"

by old man withers August 18, 2006