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Definitions by Ohio River East

Prius partner

One who doesn’t mind driving or having a Prius delivered up to 500 miles as the crow flies for a great deal on a new or used Prius.
Wow! You’re from Doylestown, Pennsylvania? How’d you make it up to Michigan?

I’m a Prius partner.
Prius partner by Ohio River East November 27, 2021

Six score traditionalist 

Being in the habit of vigorously decorating a house that is 120 years old or more every month based on the most important day in that month, like Christmas for the whole month of December.
What a house you have here! I love it!

I call myself the six score traditionalist!

Four figure communicator 

One who works hard for phones that are $1,000 or more plus tax, shipping, service and activation fee. Currently includes the iPhone 13 Pro Max, but not iPhone 13 Pro.
No need to be a four figure communicator, the iPhone 13 Pro does everything the Pro Max does, including high quality pictures!

Michigan Tech traveler 

One who neither minds cold weather nor driving two days each way to visit family.
I can live in the U.P. for 20 years or more as a Michigan Tech traveler, especially with all the improvements in technology since last score!

SVG artist 

One who gets a kick out of using scalable vector graphics files, especially those in the public domain like state, provincial, regional and national insignia.
The SVG artist sure loves his custom made apparel!
SVG artist by Ohio River East November 27, 2021

Windows power user 

One who uses Windows at least twice per day, including weekends and holidays. It will always mean a lot to them, especially on trips to family, friends, and coworkers.
The Windows power user is never far from his 2-in-1!

The Broad East 

The East Coast of the United States plus Illinois, Wisconsin, Indiana and Mississippi. This can also include Greater Houston.
Where within a four-hour flight of Philly can we go for the next 8-12 days?

The Broad East? Chicago!
The Broad East by Ohio River East November 27, 2021