Oh my my's definitions

Kanye West Effect

When you're ego makes you look like an overconfident, stuck up idiot.

He looked like a total a-hat, that's called the Kanye West Effect.

by Oh my my December 8, 2015

You've dug your grave and thrown me in it

When you take the rap for someone else's actions, normally unwittingly and without consenting, this is a useful phrase.

Joe: Hey, what's going on Jack? Why is there a body in my room?
Jack: If anyone asks, you killed him, I tried to stop you, and there are no other witnesses. Now I must be going. Bye! *drives away too fast*
Joe: *shouting after Jack* You can't do that man! That's out of order! Don't you get it? You've dug your grave and thrown me in it! Now it's my grave! Man, you gotta come back!

by Oh my my October 14, 2015

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

Corpulent piece of excrement

Politer way to say fat shit

Man, that Cheeser dude is one corpulent piece of excrement

by Oh my my March 19, 2015

Getting an F in bedtime

Really bad at going to bed, whether you go to bed really late, really early or just in a really unorthodox way

Josie goes to bed at 1:59 but has to shower, bathe, hoover, clean the loo and do the washing first. Therefore Josie is getting an F in bedtime

by Oh my my March 4, 2015

don't slit my throat over it

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously

Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!

by Oh my my February 26, 2015

We don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

If you don't talk to another person unless you have to, like siblings that don't talk to each other unless it's to ask to be passed the jam, then you don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

Katy: Hey! See not Tommy recently?
Jamie: Nah, I don't see much of him now
Katy: Why? I thought you were friends!
Jamie: Yeah, but then he got cocky over something and now we don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam.
Katy: Prrrrrffff, boys!

by Oh my my February 24, 2015