We don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

If you don't talk to another person unless you have to, like siblings that don't talk to each other unless it's to ask to be passed the jam, then you don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

Katy: Hey! See not Tommy recently?
Jamie: Nah, I don't see much of him now
Katy: Why? I thought you were friends!
Jamie: Yeah, but then he got cocky over something and now we don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam.
Katy: Prrrrrffff, boys!

by Oh my my February 24, 2015

Corpulent piece of excrement

Politer way to say fat shit

Man, that Cheeser dude is one corpulent piece of excrement

by Oh my my March 19, 2015

5'6"

You're too tall for kiddy play areas, you're too short to see the stage at a concert...face it, 5'6" sucks. I know this because I am 5'6"

Ryan: Hey, what's the problem?
Remy: I got concert tickets, but I can't go
Ryan: How come?
Remy: Get real. I'm 5'6", I won't be able to see! I would just go to the kiddy play area, but I'm too tall for that shit apparently. Prrrrffffffftttt.

by Oh my my February 20, 2015

Bullshitter's remorse

What happens when you tell an outrageous, disgraceful, self serving yet strangely believable lie. Treatments can include prescription drugs, seven to nine days off work, a hospital stay and the digging of a large hole.

Georgette: Hey, where's Ryan?
Lina: He's gotta stay home for like two weeks or something
Georgette: Two weeks?! Why?
Lina: He told his mom he was getting a promotion at work but he's being fired
Georgette: Wow, so what you're saying is that he's got bullshitter's remorse?
Lina: in a nutshell
Georgette: Ooh, hefty

by Oh my my February 19, 2015

Kanye West Effect

When you're ego makes you look like an overconfident, stuck up idiot.

He looked like a total a-hat, that's called the Kanye West Effect.

by Oh my my December 08, 2015

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 02, 2015

You've dug your grave and thrown me in it

When you take the rap for someone else's actions, normally unwittingly and without consenting, this is a useful phrase.

Joe: Hey, what's going on Jack? Why is there a body in my room?
Jack: If anyone asks, you killed him, I tried to stop you, and there are no other witnesses. Now I must be going. Bye! *drives away too fast*
Joe: *shouting after Jack* You can't do that man! That's out of order! Don't you get it? You've dug your grave and thrown me in it! Now it's my grave! Man, you gotta come back!

by Oh my my October 14, 2015