Sven

the bouncer at Bergenheim that only let me into the club cause i said "ikea is from the underworld"

Sven likes it when i do drugs

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

hairy ass legs

when a girl refuses to shave for weeks on end so she has legs that resemble a 50 year old white guy

fuck me she has some hairy ass legs you could prolly braid that shit

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Redd

when you take the phatest shit of your life and your colon rips due to your shit's tremendous girth

person 1 - damn bro i gotta take a shit
person 2 - omg man i have you don't have a redd

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Cattywampus

when you let your friend blow a load on your pinky toe

Bro 1 - Hey bro I've thought about it a lot and I'm gonna let you blow a load on my pinky toe.
Bro 2 - Omg bro you're gonna let me cattywampus you?
Bro 1 - Anything for you bro
Bro 2 - Awww bro

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

hannah

one of the nicest and prettiest people you will ever meet. will go above and beyond to make sure your mental health is at a good place. SIKE!!! she's an absolute cock sucking bitch who tells guys she likes them then changes her mind the second they say they like her too. also falls in love with randos she met will playing a video game cause she's so damn desperate for attention

hannah rlly fucking sucks she sucked my dick then ran away to virginia to hook up w some rando she met while playing a video game

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

bop it

that one game we all played with in walmart but never actually bought

bruh i loved playing bop it when i was a kid

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Mr. Wildeman

the sexiest teacher i have EVER had and i am so beyond grateful for being put in his eighth grade english class

omg im in love with Mr. Wildeman

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020