46 definitions by OfficeMS

Multiprocessor

A brain that can do two or more tasks at once.

Is your brain a multiprocessor or a uniprocessor?

by OfficeMS July 17, 2023

Chromer Luggage

Luggage that weighs infinity kilograms because it contains a laptop and it is used by Chromer Campus students.

You can lighten your Chromer Luggage by taking out the laptop.

by OfficeMS November 8, 2023

CyberTuner

The most expensive app on the app store.

I downloaded CyberTuner in a morphsuit.

by OfficeMS October 29, 2023

Voluntary assisted dying

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.

Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

by OfficeMS July 16, 2023

NSW TrainLink Challenge

A 48 hour train challenge for young boys to show how powerful they are without having to assault a female.

I did the NSW TrainLink Challenge to show how powerful I am.

by OfficeMS July 8, 2023

CCN

1. Credit Card Number
2. Central Coast and Newcastle Line

What is your CCN?

by OfficeMS July 3, 2023

Phone-free NYE vantage points

New year's eve vantage points that prohibit you from using your phone to take photos or videos of the fireworks.

Instead of making the vantage points expensive, Phone-free NYE vantage points make it cost nothing.

by OfficeMS September 24, 2023