Ofashea's definitions

Rectallection

The inability to remember any relevant data, facts, information or “shit” that was previously discussed in conversation because of fatigue, age, dementia or ingestion of mind altering substances.

I have no rectallection of anything I said last night because I was so inebriated!

by Ofashea October 21, 2025

Dip-shits

The uncontrollable urge to defecate after a dip of tobacco. Also called Copenhagen cause colonic cathartic crisis.

Every time Chad takes a dip of morning Copenhagen, his Dip-shits ensues within minutes!

by Ofashea June 13, 2025

freedumb

The belief system that is embraced by persons who erroneously believe that the policies promoted by ideologues, bureaucrats and politicians will ultimately free them when in fact they will only become more enslaved .

Those people are sadly giving up their freedom for the freedumb promised by the elitocracy.

by Ofashea January 25, 2022

bowmosexual

A person so committed to archery that relationships, family dynamics, financial issues are impacted negatively because the archery passion becomes a unifocal, pathological, obsessive pursuit.

He’s really a great guy, but his bowmosexual tendencies prevented us from growing as a couple so I left him for ever.

by Ofashea May 19, 2023