Definitions by Odhran Kelly

Boverlord

She who watches over Bovine * and her kind as they flounder and wallow in their own inanity.


*See Bovinity

We are Bovine;
Bow down to the Boverlord.

Boverlord by odhran kelly March 28, 2004

Pimplestilskin 

One who is short-statured and bepimpled.

"Is Pimplestilskin about?"
"No, she's on lunch"
"Good"

Pimplestilskin by odhran kelly March 22, 2004

Cowpell 

This word may be substituted for any word, phrase or sentence. Cf MarklarOrigin: An inscrutable item requested in a bookshop by someone with a funny accent.

"Cowpell?"
"You What?"

Cowpell by Odhran Kelly March 22, 2004

Bovinity 

In the workplace: excessive micro-managing; extensive list making in order to create the illusion of order/profitability. Just plain foolishness.

"Any instances of Bovinity while I was on lunch?"
"mmm, a few..."
"That Pimplestilskin has GOT TO GO."
"Cowpell."

Bovinity by Odhran Kelly March 22, 2004