Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Octopod

Numero uno

A llama, q.v. From Spanish "Number one!"

My llama, Numero Uno, is smooth and soft.
Pay me in advance.

Numero uno by octopod December 1, 2003

Joke starring allegedly dumb Texas A & M types. Cf. Polish joke, Newfie jokes in Canada (see Newfie left; Portuguese jokes in Brazil.

Lookit that hound lick his balls! Ah wish Ah could do that!
Go ahead! He don't bite!

Aggie joke by octopod December 1, 2003

1. Post-pubescent individual who doesn't have access to a llama, but does to a sow.
2. A ninny.

Even if you had a she-goat, you'd still be a pigfucker!

pigfucker by octopod December 1, 2003

A neighborhood of New Orleans noted for its distinctive dialect, vaguely resembling both Southern and New York speech. See yat.

After he spoke two sentences, I knew he grew up in the Irish Channel.

Irish channel by octopod November 30, 2003

Famout orgy-house and "commune" in Topanga, California in the '70s.

I went to Sandstone and didn't just have a three-way; it was a ten-way! Miss that place!

Sandstone by octopod November 30, 2003

In-word for "about" among certain new-age Bolsheviks.

The collective decided to organize around animal rights.

around by octopod November 30, 2003

Stalinoid or Bolshevik for "group." Reeks with self-importance and in-groupiness.

They used to go out drinking. I suppose they called themselves the "Beer Collective."

collective by octopod November 30, 2003