Octopod's definitions

pig out

Overeat; indulge in gluttony.

Went to the garlic festival and pigged out. Vampires beware!

by Octopod November 6, 2003

memorex

Fake or watered down, e.g. decaffeinated coffee, diet coke. From the commercial "Is it real or is it Memorex!"

Gimee a cuppa java! Real or Memorex?

by octopod November 9, 2003

rastaman

Rastafarian.

Marley was a rastaman. Irie!

by Octopod November 7, 2003

cuntalicious

Worth licking, sucking, and especially fucking

See that Trixie over there? She sure is cuntalicious.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

Coneheads

A very funny movie about pointy-headed aliens, based on a skit from the old Saturday Night Live. See Remulac; mass quantities.

Not only did you fail to appear at the appointed time, you interefered with all of the events which were to come.
-- Coneheads

by Octopod November 6, 2003

Numero uno

A llama, q.v. From Spanish "Number one!"

My llama, Numero Uno, is smooth and soft.
Pay me in advance.

by octopod December 1, 2003

Chinaman's chance

No chance at all.

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.

by octopod March 4, 2004