Octopod's definitions

point of order

Fifties talk for "bullshit!"

"Point of order!" screamed the minority leader, frothing at the mouth.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

cuntchies

An overweening and uncontrollable urge to eat pussy; nostalgia for That Old Fish Smell. Compare cunt cheese.

I was watching Diane Sawyer and came down with a bad case of the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

mimps

"Dammit!" on Remulac. See Coneheads.

Mimps! How dare you consort with randy humans without my permission?

by Octopod November 8, 2003

Jewess

An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.

She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live

by octopod June 13, 2004

Yeah, right!

Ironic or sarcastic expression of agreement that really means disagreement or dismissal. See whatever.

No, Howard Dean is a man of character and conviction . . .
Yeah, right!

by octopod November 22, 2003

long floater

A lengthy turd that don't sink.

I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged.

by Octopod November 6, 2003

tooney

A Canadian two-dollar coin. See looney.

He gave me a coin, no bills. I said "What's this?" "A tooney." Damned clever, these frostbacks.

by octopod November 23, 2003