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Shuai

An adjective in Mandarin to describe something cool, awesome, swag, dope, etc. Basically the Chinese equivalent of 'Sugoi' (though Shuai is usually used to describe a person).
Example 1
Girl: Do these sunglasses look good on me?
Guy: I think they make you look absolutely shuai

Example 2
Dude 1: Dude check out my new PS5!
Dude 2: Holy shit that's so shuai!
by Obv troll is obvious January 10, 2021
mugGet the Shuaimug.

Taboola

A malignant cancer to all of mankind. Something that should perish from the face of the Earth. So far the only remedy for taboola are adblockers.
Guy 1: Hey bad news, I got Taboola
Guy 2: That's fucking sucks man
by Obv troll is obvious February 25, 2024
mugGet the Taboolamug.

Moondrop

1) One of the antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. Moondrop is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Has the creepiest voice ever, which is voiced by the same person who voiced Freddy.

2) A Chinese earphone brand known for exceptional sound quality and cute anime-themed packaging. Very popular within the audio enthusiast community.
1) Gregory: *turns light off*
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED!!!

2) Me: Hey listen to these Moondrop earphones!
Friend: Dang they sound real good
by Obv troll is obvious November 15, 2022
mugGet the Moondropmug.

gay people are gay

The phrase "gay people are gay" is a self-explanatory tautology, as well as a paradoxical statement. Gay people technically are gay, but at the same time the pejorative use of gay also leads some very sensitive people to conclude the opposite. Hence, it's paradoxical.
Bobo: "gay people are gay"

Kiki: "WTF DID YOU JUST SA— hey wait a minute, that's actually true"

Bobo: "hah, gotee"
by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021
mugGet the gay people are gaymug.

University

A prison where a bunch of horny and depressed young adults are compacted into one building, you learn things you'll never use in your adult life and you take endless tests and exams for four whole years until they successfully squeeze the individuality out of your worn out body!
kid who's never gone to university: "Man I can't wait til I graduate high school and start university, the best years of my life!!!"

Senior: Hell nah that place is a living hell you don't know what you're saying.
by Obv troll is obvious September 28, 2020
mugGet the Universitymug.

math-illiterate

Me
My friend: Can you help me with this algebra question?
Me: No sorry I'm math-illiterate.
by Obv troll is obvious April 2, 2021
mugGet the math-illiteratemug.

app parkour

The swift act of switching from one app to another like some crazed madman on drugs. Often done to curb one's need to browse and check every single social media account (or news aggregator like Reddit) that they have.

The majority of Millennials and Gen Z have mastered the art of app parkour.
David Attenborough (narrator): In his natural habitat, the wild Gen Z is now engaging in his usual ritualistic behaviour that ecologists have now termed " app parkour ". Ecologists are still trying to find out the main reason behind this odd behavioural trait, and whether there is any evolutionary benefit to this adaption as opposed to checking one's smartphone only when necessary.
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
mugGet the app parkourmug.

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