five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 07, 2003

movies

One of Gods gifts to man. They can make you cry, laugh, horny, tired, excited, scared and more. Without movies this world wouldn't be as good.

Bob: I love movies.
Jim: Me to.
Bob: Let's go watch Road Trip.
Jim: Sounds good.

by Oz January 28, 2005

geico

I don't know how their insurance is but I love their commercials. Honestly among the dumbass Mcdonalds commercials, tampax ads, jamster and cingular, Geico commercials are the highlight of tv ads.

Bob: I'm going to shoot myself.
Jim: Hold on dude, a geico commercial just came on!
Bob: seriously? ok i'll live but im saving the gun for a tampax of mc'dees commercial.

by Oz January 22, 2005

Dalestate_Diva

A load.

Whoa, I just took a Dalestate_Diva, get the Lysol. I think it's a floater!

by OZ May 09, 2003

I love you dude

Something you say to a good friend, never out of the blue... otherwise you'll seem gay.

Bob: (gives ted a beer)
Ted: I love you dude.
Bob: word mayn

by Oz January 26, 2005

internet bad ass

A nerd who plays online games and acts tough. If you piss him off he will probably say he could take you in real life and ask for your address incase he wins the lottery in which case he'll have to make room for alot of ass beatings.

Ted: WOW DUDE I PWNZORD YOU LET ME GET YOR ADDRESS SO I CAN PWN YOU IN RL!
Bill: shut the fuck up nerd boy

by Oz March 11, 2005

Lolzor

Laughing out loud zebras own rhinos.

bob: HEY!
john: LOLZOR!

by Oz January 06, 2005