american idol

A show most people watch for the chance to see people you want to insult get insulted by critics. Some contestents don't deserve to be insulted but 90% of them should be slapped for thinking sing.
Bob: Lets watch American Idol and see idiots try to sing!
by Oz March 08, 2005
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Jesus

The savior of the christian people. Christians believe he is the son of god and the messiah. They also believe he died for man kinds sins against each other. No real proof exists that he ever lived. That, like every religion, does not stop people from following in the way of jesus.
Jesus was crucified, man that must of sucked.
by Oz March 20, 2005
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grandpa

Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
by Oz January 18, 2005
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fell off the back of a truck

A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.
Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck
by oz November 08, 2003
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bad boy

a young playa, and I listen to P.Diddy come and wip my ass.
by oz April 12, 2004
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squonk

similar to a quat, only slightly thicker and faster
i absolutely covered her in squonk, jesus she loved it
by oz May 23, 2003
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freecorps

THE man. We all want to have his babies. He is the manliest man ever to walk this earth.
Exactly my fucking point, stated by the fucking man himself, Freecorps.
-SniperNinja
by Oz September 29, 2004
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