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Jack Osbourne

He looks like Bozo but 100 lbs more fat. If Ozzy didn't do drugs long ago, I'm sure Jack would be an orphan.
Damn, jack osbourne got a squeeky voice and he's like 18!
by Oz January 17, 2005
mugGet the Jack Osbournemug.

Metrotard

from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.
I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.
by oz April 9, 2005
mugGet the Metrotardmug.

saturday night live

A great skit comedy show that started in 1975 and is on today. It was hilarious up until 2000 or so when the comedy just became dull. Alot of great actors and comedians got famous through SNL; Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Jay Mohr, Billy Murray, Eddie Murphy, Billy Crystal, Tim Meadows, Will Ferrel, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd and more.
Boy I remember the good ole' days staying up to watch SNL, now I can't stand the sight of Jimmy Fallon.
by Oz January 21, 2005
mugGet the saturday night livemug.

hyundai

A korean car company. I don't care much for them cept that tiburon is a mighty fine looking car.
by Oz May 18, 2005
mugGet the hyundaimug.

Fahrenheit 911

A movie made by michael moore to use people who were affected by 9/11 or the iraq war against bush. A huge number of things moore said in this movie were complete and utterly false. If you hate bush, hate him for the right reasons, I am all for political debate but this is political ignorance on moores behalf.
Michael moore said there is 1 policeman guarding Oregons ocean line, gee let me think, don't we have a thing called the coast guard?
by Oz March 15, 2005
mugGet the Fahrenheit 911mug.

recliner

Something every man wants, fuck sitting next to people.
Hand over the La-Z-Boy recliner and no one loses a limb!
by Oz January 17, 2005
mugGet the reclinermug.

sprite

Good fucking drink. Much better than 7-up.
by Oz July 18, 2008
mugGet the spritemug.

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